Shuffler! You smoke monkey sticks!

[Roo Stercogburn]

You gimpeh!

If you were nose gunge you wouldn't be a magnificent green gilbert such as provided by influenza but the meagre rolling bogie of the commoner.

The last time I saw anything as lame as you it was headed for the glue factory!

You sir should be ashamed its Friday afternoon and STILL nothing entertaining on the forums!

Get those wellies off and leave the sheep be!

 

[Hargh]

Lunch time pint mate?

 

[old.Tyraette]

bah, the same could be said of you ultragimp.


What happened to Teh Friday News? hmm? HMM?

Youre the only one that sets himself deadlines around here imo.

But, since we're descending into a good ol'fashioned flamefest, ave this at you sir!

Be careful what you wish for young Roo
As I'll prove that im far greater than you
Its no good complaining
As in all things entertaining
Your drivel next to mine is like poo

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Pfft. Even a troll can get in there before the shuffling sheep scarer.

And whats with the lamerick? Not even the right number of syllables.

Doh. Try again

 

[Kharok Svark]

This Thread is a little bizarre
At Danger of going to far
I think I'll join in
It's not such a sin
Especially as I'm Ubar !

 

[old.Tyraette]

pfft. ive been diseased, debuffed, and lifetapped. gimme a break

Anyway, better an incorrect number of syllables than no syllables at all.

Or did you not spec in limericks how fotm

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Originally posted by Kharok Svark
Especially as I'm Ubar !

Missed out the 'F' at the start of Ubar mate

 

[Kharok Svark]

Grrr <Mumbles something about drinking all the stock from the Fedaykin Bar>

 

[ele]

sorry to interrupt

There once was a middy called Roo
Who stank OMG did HE ..Phew!!
One night after 9
He drank some red wine
then just started talking big poo.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Anyway, I think we've found the reason for no hilarity from Roo today ...


Good night was it Roo?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

There once was a tart down in Alb
Fond of all types of fun in a crowd
Not saying El's loose
But she's even had moose
And swallowed more men than Legion

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Nice party pic btw

 

[ele]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
There once was a tart down in Alb
Fond of all types of fun in a crowd
Not saying El's loose
But she's even had moose
And swallowed more men than Legion

Bah if you dare make a limerick out of my looseness at least make it rhyme....

 

[Cozak]

man this thread has made my day, lol

 

[Zebolt]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Nice party pic btw

Coyote Ugly? ^^

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Zebolt
Coyote Ugly? ^^

Hmmm.. yeah.

The one with the beard is a bit suspect.