Shower Gel Promotes Wanking?

[lecter]

I wouldnt wank with this gel, nor put it anywhere near my cock if I were you. I had a rather nasty expierence with it.

I Quote:
This is a shower gel with a difference! The peppermint oil will give you a cooling sensation over the body. Be prepared to be surprised by the tingling effect.

There was I, just in the shower after my regular(ish) exercise in the gym. Great I'll use my new showergel. Had I read the guide, of course not. Lathered myself up as usual, I started to feel the strange tingling sensation all over my body. As the lather began to trickle down my body and find a suitable place to drip off, my nads and cock began to feel very strange, cold. Anyway, it got worse and worse eventually bringing tears to my eyes. The worst was yet to come. Step out of the shower, woosh, cold breeze on my nads. Not funny.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol I had that once too. after a while I started to dig it, and needed it more and more. started showering six, seven times a day...started to...uh. no. but I did get the 'refreshing tingley effect' once. freaked me a bit heh.

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Shocko
She's almost as over-rated as Kylie :/

Blatant Blasphemy.

 

[Trem]

LMAO Lecter.

Reminds of the time when my mate got chased by the police, now the coppers knew of my mate who had a tendency for violence, so when they caught him they pepper sprayed his face.

After arriving at the station they told him to have a shower, so he jumps in the shower and starts washing the spray off him, unfortunately he got the stuff on his helmet, he says its the most pain he's ever felt in his life, I of course laughed my tits off

 

[kakasi-rr]

i question the truth behind this thread, its complete and utter spam besides if you did that to you WASSIT it would rip the skin from the penis then proceed to bleed thus rendering the shower useless casue you would have to wash again (silly advertising) its twist 90, bend 45 then stamp 20 kg weight now thats full flavour behavoiur!

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by kakasi-rr
i question the truth behind this thread, its complete and utter spam besides if you did that to you WASSIT it would rip the skin from the penis then proceed to bleed thus rendering the shower useless casue you would have to wash again (silly advertising) its twist 90, bend 45 then stamp 20 kg weight now thats full flavour behavoiur!

You've gotta lighten up a bit else you wont last long here!

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by kakasi-rr
i question the truth behind this thread, its complete and utter spam besides if you did that to you WASSIT it would rip the skin from the penis then proceed to bleed thus rendering the shower useless casue you would have to wash again (silly advertising) its twist 90, bend 45 then stamp 20 kg weight now thats full flavour behavoiur!

I'm sorry, but I have to do this:

This has been a educational announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Good night.

 

[Testin da Cable]

sar == teh win
pa == teh win
tdc == teh sleepy

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by .UNBD.Hotteh
bodhi i hear your deities extend not just to the forums but to.....other activities. feel free to email me hotsandra17_f_california_tbh@aol.com

Unfortunately for all of us, your shitness is unending.