old.Tohtori
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Well, wrote this... blues/rock song and thought i'd share. Use your imagination or put a good AC/DC song playing in the background 
Lemme tell you a story,
of a woman i had.
She's got freaky powers,
she really got me bad.
Every. Single. Time,
i go out on the town,
She knows who i've seen,
she really takes me down.
She's a Psychic woman...
She's one of a kind.
She's a Psychic woman...
She can read my mind!
She's a psychic woman...
She knows where i've gone.
She's a psychic woman.
...you can't do her wrong...
I went out for fun,
really took all of it.
Had way too many beers,
felt a strange girls tit.. (hah)
But back at home,
around two past three.
My phone starts ringing,
saw her caller ID.
I knew right then,
i was as good as dead.
No i wasn't THAT drunk,
but i was getting head.
So i answer the phone,
she said "Get her out..".
She knew i'd comply,
didn't need to shout.
She's a Psychic woman...
She's one of a kind.
She's a Psychic woman...
She can read my mind!
She's a psychic woman...
She knows where i've gone.
She's a psychic woman.
...you can't do her wrong...
So now years have passed,
i've been a real good man.
Even put the seat down,
when i go to the can.
Now people ask me,
why haven't i ran.
The asnwer is simple,
she's got tits like Pam!
She's a Psychic woman...
She's one of a kind.
She's a Psychic woman...
She can read my mind!
She's a psychic woman...
She knows where i've gone.
She's a psychic woman.
...you can't do her wrong...
*listens to a person clapping at the back of the room*
Lemme tell you a story,
of a woman i had.
She's got freaky powers,
she really got me bad.
Every. Single. Time,
i go out on the town,
She knows who i've seen,
she really takes me down.
She's a Psychic woman...
She's one of a kind.
She's a Psychic woman...
She can read my mind!
She's a psychic woman...
She knows where i've gone.
She's a psychic woman.
...you can't do her wrong...
I went out for fun,
really took all of it.
Had way too many beers,
felt a strange girls tit.. (hah)
But back at home,
around two past three.
My phone starts ringing,
saw her caller ID.
I knew right then,
i was as good as dead.
No i wasn't THAT drunk,
but i was getting head.
So i answer the phone,
she said "Get her out..".
She knew i'd comply,
didn't need to shout.
She's a Psychic woman...
She's one of a kind.
She's a Psychic woman...
She can read my mind!
She's a psychic woman...
She knows where i've gone.
She's a psychic woman.
...you can't do her wrong...
So now years have passed,
i've been a real good man.
Even put the seat down,
when i go to the can.
Now people ask me,
why haven't i ran.
The asnwer is simple,
she's got tits like Pam!
She's a Psychic woman...
She's one of a kind.
She's a Psychic woman...
She can read my mind!
She's a psychic woman...
She knows where i've gone.
She's a psychic woman.
...you can't do her wrong...
*listens to a person clapping at the back of the room*
