old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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Thought i'd share some of my unfinished, still in work, perhaps some day hearable songs.
Can ignore thread as one feels fit, just thought some might get a chuckle out of it.
First one, is a bit short, but i think i could make more out of it.
*grabs guitar*
I'm the strongest man that you'll ever meet,
i break my enemies skulls, under my bare feet.
You can't stop me, no matter who you are,
my songs are sung, in lands near and far.
I'm strong as an ox, and hard as a rock.
You try to defeat me, but i know that you suck.
Let any man come and stand in my way,
i will strike them down and any god they may pray!
The ladies all love me, they think i'm the best,
but i don't really care, just like 'em for their chest.
I know you all love me, you think i'm divine,
but i'll just destroy you and then....
...i go offline.
Can ignore thread as one feels fit, just thought some might get a chuckle out of it.
First one, is a bit short, but i think i could make more out of it.
*grabs guitar*
I'm the strongest man that you'll ever meet,
i break my enemies skulls, under my bare feet.
You can't stop me, no matter who you are,
my songs are sung, in lands near and far.
I'm strong as an ox, and hard as a rock.
You try to defeat me, but i know that you suck.
Let any man come and stand in my way,
i will strike them down and any god they may pray!
The ladies all love me, they think i'm the best,
but i don't really care, just like 'em for their chest.
I know you all love me, you think i'm divine,
but i'll just destroy you and then....
...i go offline.