Seeking Tales of Ownage (Competition)

[old.Hatchet]

Got a seolic cap of the Void to give away here, adds +3/4 Void some Int & Dex (will edit in exact stats) level 49/50 item.

Since our own elds are still low 30s, i figured give away to someone who can use it... but how to choose?

So a lil competition *grins* winner will be a level 40+ eld who;

Either posts up the best tale of personal RvR OwNaGe, including the names of victims to humilate them, and how u /emoted over their corpses, nuked their resser etc

Or alternatively the Eld who comes up with the l33test flame, about how i should feel privilidged to be lucky enough to even open a trade window with them, since im just a mana battery nub-mentalist with a crap nuke etc

Enjoy - Comp closes next friday, winner to be announced on this thread, comments welcome from guest judges ;p

 

[old.Arya]

That is a VERY RARE drop. *g*

 

[Spudgie]

Got one

 

[Feldegast]

Well this tale is on Elance's behalf and 'tis a tale to be sung by the bards and echo through eternety:

Was one late thursday night in early may (last night) as the battles between the cursed Albion scum and the forces of our glorious Hibernia echoed between the hills of Emain Mancha.

As we fought for our lives defending the keep of Dun Crauchon and the Albs broke through the keep doors and only one little lurikeen Eldritch was alive outside. Her name was Elance and she killed alb after alb by luring them to the side of the keep until she finally cleared the way to the keep doors. Finally there she hid behind the open door and proceeded to nuke all the albs running back from the inside in search of refuge and the healing powers of their allies. Unfortunately for them they didnt see what they had coming for them. The piles of albion bodies where huge and the brilliance of Elance work gave me quite a laugh as I was watching from som distance (i.e. I was dead..)

Well done Elance even if it didnt save our keep you fullfilled my night

 

[old.Charonel]

lol nice work...

but since elance is mana spec i dont think it's all that much use to her to have a +4 void item

still... you could probably sell it for huge cash... depends on how bad someone wants it i guess

 

[Feldegast]

Yeah I know but its still a tale of ownage

 

[old.Halfmad]

me v skald!

Well Ownage can go either way I guess...

level 30 and I'm in gorge with a bard. We're killing gorge rats and doing pretty well. Just after I kill an orange one..

BAM!
<bard drops down dead>

a Skald (Bee??) who's VERY purple to me runs up to me and starts to fight me.

Evade
Evade
Evade
Evade

Now the skald stops and backs off. I've given up hitting him 'cos I'm a bit shocked at all the evades!

BAM!
he's given up with his sword and hit me for about 60% of my health with a shout, followed shortly after by another..


OK so I was owned but still kinda funny

 

[ceixava]

rare drop hmm.. every eld in hib has one, prolly even lvl3 magicians have two, or even three...

 

[Cuthervaen]

Cap

I have one it's great to have something to pee in when your running some place on ultra bard speed and other people in group don't want to stop to let you go behind a tree.

I love it.

Cuthervaen

 

[Novamir]

hmm i have a few

after the many hours of xping at those shit shit cloth crafting wankers (Azures) I have I think 3 total sets of the crap ;/ and given them all away

so anyone who doesn't want to fulfil Harry's challenge, but wants one! msg me in game!

 

[Wuren]

lol cuth

 

[old.Kainz]

lol@nova, got any azure defenders by any chance? hehe

 

[old.Kainz]

lol@nova, got any azure defenders by any chance? hehe

 

[old.Tylar]

Blaah shut up Nov you wanker cloth drops rock

Cuth piss in that cap and I will slap you around with my 16.2dps warshade staff

 

[Wuren]

lol speaking of ownage or dunno what to call it
was ganked near lamhofta today by orange cons so we went back to check if they where attacking relic, but no one was around any more. So we headed up to emain and when we got close to alb wall i started to lagg like hell.... saw under the gate door LOTS of feets then gates opend and LOADS of albs charged through, first one i coned was blue so i thought "f*ck they are going for relic". Everyone was shouting and total caos.

Anyway i wanted to take that blue con with me before they ganked us so i moosed and started to beat him up. He went down pretty fast and i started to wonder how come i was still alive and so was the other 4 peeps in grp. Turned around and saw many dead albs already. Some fast clicking among them showed that they where most grey/green's with a few blue's...

gotta say i never had that fun in daoc before

http://www.ersboda.com/daoc/alb4.jpg

couldnt get a decent screen of them all cause many was lying between doors and on the other side to.

well just wanted to share this moment with ya