See my BBC News link!!!!

[Summo]

Sorry about posting a BBC News thingy but this had me cackling like an old woman at work today.

Give that girl a raise!

 

[mr.Blacky]

Did you pay embattle for use of a bbc link?

 

[Tom]

Gerald Ratner springs to mind

 

[kameleon]

She must have attended the Prince Philip School of Public Speaking

 

[danger]

I fuckin' hate Pikeys!


FUG AFFFF!!!! FUG AFFFF!!!

 

[kameleon]

Originally posted by danger
I fuckin' hate Pikeys!


FUG AFFFF!!!! FUG AFFFF!!!

Lock, stock quote?

 

[Gef]

Twas Snatch actually

 

[kameleon]

Just testing

 

[.Cask]

Originally posted by Summo

Give that girl a raise!

Oi! I was born in Hereford.

Word is that the local farmers are handing out pitchforks and burning torches for the standard angry mob/witch burning that occurs after this kind of event.

 

[old.milou]

Other news quotes:

From Sky News

"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister Geoff Hoon said in The Commons yesterday.

"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr. Another soldier added: "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."

 

[Will]

Now thats a class quote...unless you come from Portsmouth.