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soze

I am a FH squatter
Joined
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude; you're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be ...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office; it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. Hold on ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Oh, I get it ... like humour, but different.
 

Jaem-

Can't get enough of FH
Joined
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22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.I like this one, but wouldn't know where to use it. :p

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Good for the receptionist downstairs, OVERKILL with the smellies. :p

36. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
Sounds very Homer Simpson ish. :p
 

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
Joined
Jan 23, 2004
Messages
45,210
Excellent lines for a barnight :p

Now be a good boy and tell us where you got those from :D
 

Escape

Can't get enough of FH
Joined
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Messages
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soze said:
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
:D.
 

elisera

Fledgling Freddie
Joined
Sep 3, 2004
Messages
432
lol Must print these out and memorise for future events :D

All except number 36 which my bf uses regularly...
 

Bubble

Can't get enough of FH
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
5,355
hehe sure i've used a few of these before, Mainly-

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

I work in IT Support and sometimes i can get really pissed off real quick :p

24. Do I look like a people person?
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

Good stuff :)
 

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