seagull rescue 999!

Ezteq

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cor talk about an eventful morning lol.

all set for a day of study and on my morning break we had to go get pookie some more food, on the way back we see a seagull with a bleeding and possibly broken wing so swing the car around leg it down to the side of the (busy) road where the bird was and no sign...jog down the road and there he is, yep wing is buggered and we need to catch him before he gets run over.

so off with the plastic waterproof coat i was wearing and praying it didnt start raining again i begin to approach the bird (as you'll know seagulls are big with nice big sharp beaks), birdie has other ideas and runs in to ASDA carpark...promptly infront of a car, the woman looks mortified as i jump the fence and tell her its ok we're trying to help the bird (she gives up the thumbs up and wishes us luck) lots of chasing and shenannegans ensue and finally i have the bird cornered, throw me coat over him and pick him up.

anyway we got him home and safely deposited in to pookie's carry case "the hard works done now" i thought (especially as on the way home he managed to get the dagger-like beak free and was aiming it in my direction), now just call the RSPCA and all will be well!

call RSPCA...get redirected to their emergency number...get redirected to a local vet...redirected to their emergency number...get through and told that the RSPCA should have told us to take the bird to their rescue centre (as they don't collect) I pitch a fit and in my ritious fury am told to bring the bird to the vets.

bird safely deposited at vets, my arms and eyes remained unpecked all was well but bloody hell!

do the RSPCA only operate wildlife rescue when there is a camera crew present?? because tbh they could not have been less helpful. I was always under the impression that the RSPCA worked to save animals and would do whatever they could to help, this seems to be a misaprehension so my advice to you?

find the number of a rescue charity that actually rescues animals (not just redirects them) and keep it handy just incase you are ever in this situation because it really is despiriting to come up against a brick wall when you expect to find assistance.
 

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do the RSPCA only operate wildlife rescue when there is a camera crew present?? because tbh they could not have been less helpful. I was always under the impression that the RSPCA worked to save animals and would do whatever they could to help, this seems to be a misaprehension so my advice to you?

find the number of a rescue charity that actually rescues animals (not just redirects them) and keep it handy just incase you are ever in this situation because it really is despiriting to come up against a brick wall when you expect to find assistance.

If the RSPCA went out to get every goose, duck and gerbil that people reported, without redirecting resources to places like local vets and/or telling people to "get it to care if you care", they'd be out of business at the end of the year.
 

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Why didn't you just kill it, seagulls are vermin...
 

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cBA to read all that guff so I just wrote this
 

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lol i tend to view the majority of people i meet as vermin and though i'd go out of my way to save an animal of non human origins i know that there are people out there i wouldn't even attenpt to assist.

vermin is in the eye of the beholder i suspect.

Lamp, i feel enlightened as always. i shall now go and ponder that statement and try to discover the hidden meaning behind such an enegmatic turn of phrase...


k gottit :p
 

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the other day i saw a seagull brutally murdering a pigeon, by pecking it to death. i couldn't get across the road to stop it because there was too much traffic. i don't think much of either species but it was quite disturbing.
 

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the other day i saw a seagull brutally murdering a pigeon, by pecking it to death. i couldn't get across the road to stop it because there was too much traffic. i don't think much of either species but it was quite disturbing.

That is what I call a win/win. Whoever comes out ontop doesn't matter aslong as the world is rid 1 annoying bird.
 

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well just spoke to a lady at the vets and she told me that the vet patched him up and he flew away....so thats a happy ending for me.

stay tuned for another exciting installment of Seagull-Watch!

p.s. i am now down £50 cos had to go buy myself another waterproof jacket but nm lol
 
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well just spoke to a lady at the vets and she told me that the vet patched him up and he flew away....so thats a happy ending for me.

stay tuned for another exciting installment of Seagull-Watch!

p.s. i am now down £50 cos had to go buy myself another waterproof jacket but nm lol
The vet most likely broke its neck like you should have done.

I'd run the feker over.
 

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rep'd for doing a good deed, whilst most people would look the other way!!
 

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hahahaha i remember that, i'm impressed the pigeon fought that long :p
 
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I already am but no, there vermin and it's a waste of resources, they are fuckers. If the vet didn't kill it which they would have but there not going to tell an animal fanatic that. It would have robbed some poor bastard’s food or eaten some baby birds / eggs.

Vet would have snapped its neck, which is what Ez should have done.
 

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No idea what a vermin is?

Rats, pigeons to some degree, those are vermin. Seagulls have been here longer then your kind.

Their birds, and we should f*ck 'em all up like they tried on us before, but that's it.
 

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I already am but no, there vermin and it's a waste of resources, they are fuckers. If the vet didn't kill it which they would have but there not going to tell an animal fanatic that. It would have robbed some poor bastard’s food or eaten some baby birds / eggs.

Vet would have snapped its neck, which is what Ez should have done.

how the fuck are seagulls vermin?
 

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Well I wouldn't calling them vermin, but they can be vicious mother-fuckers when they want to be!! They're known for dive-bombing people, if they get to close to the nest, but then when the nest is on top of a roof, its dangerous to people!!
 
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how the fuck are seagulls vermin?
Take it you've never been near the coast then in summer or see them scavenging and raiding other birds nests.

They are just as much problem as rats.

Save the Rennets , once you have been dive bombed by a seagull and lost a £3 ice cream or chips you would change your tone. And nothing stops them doing it 24/7, kids / old people etc, any age.
 

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Take it you've never been near the coast then in summer or see them scavenging and raiding other birds nests.

They are just as much problem as rats.

Save the Rennets , once you have been dive bombed by a seagull and lost a £3 ice cream or chips you would change your tone. And nothing stops them doing it 24/7, kids / old people etc, any age.

Yes Thankyou for patronising me. I have had my fair share of seagull experiences, I just happen to think that they dont deserve to die over some lost chips.

And no, I dont have a tone. This is text, darling.
 
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Yes Thankyou for patronising me. I have had my fair share of seagull experiences, I just happen to think that they dont deserve to die over some lost chips.

And no, I dont have a tone. This is text, darling.

Tone
to put one's balls in a girls ass and one's cock in the pussy at the same time. named after the originator of the technique.

but on a serious note,

Definition:
In a general sense, 'tone' is the attitude of the speaker or writer as revealed in the choice of vocabulary or the intonation of speech.
It might on the other hand be a complex and subtle manner which takes time to establish – in an extended piece of writing, for instance.

Examples:
Written or spoken communication might be described as having a tone which is, for instance: ironic

serious

flippant

threatening

light-hearted

pessimistic


So fuck your self in the ass pikeh.
 

pikeh

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So fuck your self in the ass pikeh.

Im sensing some hostility here.

Its alright though, go out and kill some seagulls. It'll probably help to ease your frustration at the moment.
 

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