Screwed up...

[Summo]

And since when has a skin-pigmentation disease effected the shape of one's nose, eyes, mouth, chin and cheeks.

I notice its straightened his hair as well.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

The guys a total freak who screams out to be assinated. Everyone will remember the day Jacko got shot.....every kid in the world celebrated

Oh and it was such a shame Jarvis didn't give him a slap that time he jumped up on stage at the Brits*



* or some other award show I can't remember

 

[~YuckFou~]

Moyles on R1 (who I can't stand) said "a man that can't look after his own face, should not be in charge of a child".

troo.

 

[granny]

He's mentally ill, has been for a long, long time. Not the only one in that family either. Seems it's OK for you to have kids if you're seriously mentally ill as long as you're also fantastically wealthy. Being poor and stark raving round the fucking bend off your rocker just seems to get you locked up, medicated to kingdom come and barred from parenthood. Sigh.

 

[granny]

Heh, now his friends come out defending him with ridiculous statements... Uri Geller saying it was a fake baby, LOL

You can judge someone by their friends I think and Jacko seems to have more than his fair share of loonies

 

[S-Gray]

Nah, the baby was safe all along, Jacko had Uri by his Side, as in, if the baby was to "slip" Uri would have "bent" the railings catching the baby... with his "mind" powers

 

[granny]

lol

 

[xane]

 

[Lester]

When they are dead (or sooner) the horrible truth about Jackson and Geller will emerge. It's kind of obvious that they are err.. unusual.

If you have any other contenders for "you won't believe what I was up to when I was alive" status, post em here - or someone start a thread.

We could dig it up every few years to see who was right!

 

[Gumbo]

Originally posted by xane

Fair point, well made.

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by xane

It doesnt load for me.. whatever the picture is..

 

[Testin da Cable]

it's a small pussy being held up by a hairy ape

 

[PR.]

I reckon jako just wanted to drop the baby so it could get its first taste of stage diving.

 

[old.Kez]

that's fucking great, PR.

It does look worryingly like the titles to a new series of Tomorrow's World, though.

 

[dysfunction]

He's at his old tricks again!!

 

[Summo]

Hehe. Funny, Dys...

...the child - reported to be his youngest son Prince Michael II...

Fucking hell.

 

[xane]

Summo, that is not all, because reading all through this wacko jacko shit it appears that the "II" in the baby's name is not because he is named after the father, but because his older brother shares the same name !