Q. If you won the lottery what would you do?
A. Purchase several hundred penguins and do experiments on them to try and make the a special breed of strong penguins, they would be known as.......the Scottish Penguins.
Originally posted by old.job
Scottish peeps have a little tendency towards racism, this actually covers everyone who isn't Scottish.
I had some relatives from Glasgow down for a party, my girlfriend is half Jamaican.
He turns to me and says 'how the fuck can you have one of those in the house?'
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Luckily he did know how to fuck off back to Glasgow.