Sciving off work early

[Lamp]

Its Friday and I cba to do a full days' work in the office. Need to get home early so I can start drinking in my local.

Anyone got any good excuses / lies I can feed the boss ?

 

[Tsabo]

You're going to be very very hung over tomorrow and you need the time off to prepare.

 

[Darksword]

Its Friday and I cba to do a full days' work in the office. Need to get home early so I can start drinking in my local.

Anyone got any good excuses / lies I can feed the boss ?

say you got a fone call and theres been a family emergency you dont know what it is yet, but your worried so you'd like to go early and check everythings ok or summit

 

[Gotrag]

Its Friday and I cba to do a full days' work in the office. Need to get home early so I can start drinking in my local.

Anyone got any good excuses / lies I can feed the boss ?

If your boss is a guy and you are a guy (this isint going where you think it might be) tell him that you forgot you anniversary, all guys can sympathise.

and if your boss is a woman (asumming your a bloke) you can hit on her and hope she sends you home early

 

[tris-]

just walk out and play a mind trick on her.

tell all your work mates to say your still sat in your seat, even i the boss is saying she cant see you.
boss - where is lamp?
work mates - hes sat right infront of you at his desk
boss - i cant see him
work mates - we all can, hes right there

etc

 

[Lamp]

just walk out and play a mind trick on her.

tell all your work mates to say your still sat in your seat, even i the boss is saying she cant see you.
boss - where is lamp?
work mates - hes sat right infront of you at his desk
boss - i cant see him
work mates - we all can, hes right there

etc

LOL ! Like that one ! hehe

Always knew one day the old Jedi mind trick would come in useful

 

[Job]

If it's any consolation I work a 4 day week, so I'm off ever Friday

 

[Ezteq]

bleh waisted friday afternoon, i always finish at 1 on friday usually get home go to gym have nice squishy afternoon doing "me time" however this afternoon i was so pooped i went to bed as soon as i got home (read for a bit) and got woken up at 5:20 when bf came back. Dammit i hate that

 

[Natswoo]

Say you just got a call and one of your random hoe's has gone into laybor... though don't use it more than once or twice..