scientific reasons for why ur own farts smell so damn good!

[[NO]Subedai]

Was looking at the smell thread and saw lots of people put their favourite smell as their own farts, im also in with this. But why should, i know it releases dopamine but surely that doesnt make it smell better, does any1 know!

 

[Mojo]

There is nothing about the smell of my farts I like.


BTW


I think your insane.

 

[Gibbo]

I think it's because your farts contain your smell. The smell you have grown up with and grown to love over all the years.

 

[tris-]

maybe a natural thing.
if we hated the smell we may try not to fart in fear of it. so it couldnt be confused with a poisonus gas etc
if we like it or at least it doesnt bother us, we dont fear anything (except shitting your self) when you fart

 

[old.Tohtori]

Same thing why peeing in the forest/roadside is so much rewarding(atleast to males).

Natural instincts. Our smell is our territory.

Ever notice how, if a guy farts, you feel the urge to let out the mother of all farts just to top it off? Basic nature.

 

[Serbitar]

courtesy of mike myers....

everyone likes their own brand

 

[Ezteq]

i woke myself up last night with one i tried to run away but it followed me and my bf said he heard the chorus through 2 sets of doors the other night. tbh i generally dont mind them, sometimes though they could kill a rhino and i'd rather not have to be about when they occur.

tbh i'd rather i wasnt a freak of nature because to the best of my knowledge women dont actually fart, i think im actually the only one

 

[cHodAX]

I like to eat my own turds, so tasty and yummylicious.

 

[Sparx]

tbh i'd rather i wasnt a freak of nature because to the best of my knowledge women dont actually fart, i think im actually the only one

yes they do omg

 

[megadave]

saw some documentary on this at like 4am when i was wrecked once, so i only vaguely remember but its something to do with bad smells are to warn you to avoid something because they contain stuff that'll make you ill. It's a natural defence like puking.
Good smells are basically the opposite, and your own farts are nice because its come from your body and therefore not really harmful.

 

[MaCaBr3]

How can you like ur own farts...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh women fart. As much as men. They DO have the same intestines afterall

They take poo's too men! They do! I've SEEN it. Well, in the sense that a woman entered my porceline domain with a think donald duck comic and came back 10 minutes later and there was this distinct smell of feces around.

Need a videocamera...*hmm*

Anyway.

They masturbate even more then men, they CAN drive if they want to and most women can drink men under the table any given night. They like casual sex, they like sex anywhere and they get men sometimes just for the dick.

Now, if you ain't shocked enough yet...here's a real treat...

They make up, dress up and loose weight so they feel better about themselves, not for men!

 

[tris-]

saw some documentary on this at like 4am when i was wrecked once, so i only vaguely remember but its something to do with bad smells are to warn you to avoid something because they contain stuff that'll make you ill. It's a natural defence like puking.
Good smells are basically the opposite, and your own farts are nice because its come from your body and therefore not really harmful.

omg exactly what i just said but without input from any programs :england:

 

[Yshynsin]

Nothing beats a really squeeky one in class, or the faces when you on a good day and one lingurs around the whole class..

Brilliant Stuff

 

[Ezteq]

Oh women fart. As much as men. They DO have the same intestines afterall

But... they'll never admit it!!! go on go out and ask a woman how much gas she passes in a normal day, youll get a mouth full of handbag, and not the good kind either!

They take poo's too men!

Ha I defy you to go in to a womens communial toilet (i.e. at work or the pub) and i swear you walk in when a gals doing a poo and you can hear her strenuously not pooing! i swear to god, they stop and hold rather than let anyone in on the knowledge theyre just having a good old unload, and if you take too long peeing (due to uncomfortable noise of someone not pooing) she'll get huffy and just stop there and then and get out of there before you leave your cubical and see who the culprut was.... this is just incase you then have a giant poster made up with neon flashy bits saying "shelia harris just did a poo!!"

They masturbate even more then men, they CAN drive if they want to and most women can drink men under the table any given night. They like casual sex, they like sex anywhere and they get men sometimes just for the dick.

ok *deep breath* :

1) yes they do...
2) possibly though i have actually seen evidence to the conterary
3) they could if the guy asked them nicely
4) yep always good
5) yes but the whole chicks like to do it on the beach thing is a bit far fetched because afterwards you end up with a clam like a sugared donut
6) well you go anywhere except bangkok and its rather hard to go out and get a gal just for the dick tbh

Now, if you ain't shocked enough yet...here's a real treat...

They make up, dress up and loose weight so they feel better about themselves, not for men!

hahahaha you thought we did this for... really? *cough* well we do do it for the men, ofc we do... its all for you guys!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was sure the Eq womens association would have sent a hitman allready for knowing all their "dirty" secrets

 

[Ezteq]

they just did, she hit me a few times with a tampon, screamed a few undecipherable words at me then ran away crying about how insensitive i was


go figure, female hitmen pfft

 

[old.Tohtori]

they just did, she hit me a few times with a tampon, screamed a few undecipherable words at me then ran away crying about how insensitive i was


go figure, female hitmen pfft

Actually i meant for me...but i hope she's on her way, i got chocolate, Sleeples in Chicago and some flowers here.

Hit-wo-man sex wohoo! :worthy:

 

[megadave]

my friend (girl) did a poo in front of me once, she actually asked me to come into the toilet and chat with her while doing it (what's with girls and doing that) i didnt mind until the smell hit

 

[Serbitar]

tx for the sig ez xD

 

[Asha]

Oh women fart. As much as men. They DO have the same intestines afterall

They take poo's too men! They do! I've SEEN it. Well, in the sense that a woman entered my porceline domain with a think donald duck comic and came back 10 minutes later and there was this distinct smell of feces around.

Need a videocamera...*hmm*

Anyway.

They masturbate even more then men, they CAN drive if they want to and most women can drink men under the table any given night. They like casual sex, they like sex anywhere and they get men sometimes just for the dick.

Now, if you ain't shocked enough yet...here's a real treat...

They make up, dress up and loose weight so they feel better about themselves, not for men!

ofgs don't give it all away...