Santa brought me

*gives tom some christmas love*

 

Hows the meal Tom?

 

Family is gods way of punishing us.
Trust me they are not worth any effort.

 

*s Tom*

Never mind, FreddysHouse loves you (as does Wij if you pay him).

 

So you're own family didn't want to speak to you? How strange.

 

Same here - saw my parents for xmas dinner but that was about it. No point in wasting money I haven't got on shit people don't want.

/bah humbug

 

hmm, about 5 presents in total

Clothes from Mum, Money from dad
The rest just Showergel and Deodrant

 

Have this:

 

I remember when the french teacher brought that in for us without first watching it

 

Fucking class film One of Audrey Tautou's best performances (pipped to the post by 'Dirty Pretty Things').. Makes me all warm inside!

 

As insensitive as it may seem, and i apolagise for it, i must point out that this thread looks really funny placed above the thread named 'BSE Again'.

 

I'm in exactly the same boat mate, not even a fuckin phone call from any of my family. Went and got pissed with some friends instead. Who said Christmas was a family day?!

I didn't buy anyone anything, I'm gonna have fun spending my money on me in the Jan sales. I'll probably get my mum something when I got out to France to see her in Feb.

 

Here's a Christmas kiss for Tom, Callous and anyone else who didnt have a happy day today.

:wub:

 

Santa brought me:
A magic eight ball
Monopoly Delux ('cause he couldn't find a Manchester edition)
A big chubber frying pan
Techniques and Tactics for Taekwon-Do (A book, rather than a cranial injection)
A box of Geomag (hoorah!)
A Zalman flower (Thanks to honary reindeer FatBusinessman)
A pair of Beyerdynamic DT231 headphones
A finger slide for me guitar
A Zebra striped guitar strap
Various books.
Rainbow 6: Rogue Spear
A £10 Smiths voucher (tradition: I'll spend it on a game, the title of which is to be decided by you lot at some point in the near future. Probably. Unless you all start playing 'Goat Porn War Fantasy Online XVIII', in which case I'll buy something else.)

He also kitted out the family with one of those VHS/DVD dual whatsits, slowly dragging my Dad into the 21st centuary, even if he can't work the special features properly... Dad was also given an MP3/CD player, which I will bet money now he'll never use to its potential. Ever. In fact, I'll bet him the player, that works out better.

All in all, dead pleased We spent most of this evening playing Rapidough (Pictionary with playdough instead of pencils). I discovered that I was infinitely less artistic with modelling dough that I thought.

I hope you've all had at least OK days. Just don't let the hangover kick in until after new year and you'll be fine.

 

Had a great day playing board games all day with my family, and stuffing my face

 

I gave and received (presents you dirty minded cunts)

got shit faced in the pub, made it home just as dinner was being served.. super day really.

 

Amelie?

Superb film. Got the DVD ages ago. Brilliance.

May force the wife to sit and watch it, even though she hates films with subtitles.

 

Yeah, me and my family tried that, but it all ended in argument, and no-one could be arsed to finish the game (monopoly). What a happy day!

:/

 

Watched my wife open here presents then opened mine. Had the family over for dinner then monged out on the couch till early this morning ready for the parteh tonight

 

Wife's working today and tomorrow.

Bleh.

:/

Think I'll get munted on red wine today.

 

Oooh, high class for Christmas Sar

 

Aye, tis usually the more commonly found Vodka and Coke, which I drink like water, much to her amazement.

 

Santa bought me a hangover.
Bastard.

 

You slut Db's! You alcaholc, lunatic slut!

 

I'm surprised your mum didn't slap you more....dirty man.