Santa brought me

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Tom, Dec 25, 2003.

  1. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Fuck all. Not even a phone call from my family. Oh well, thats life :/

    Good job really, I didn't buy anyone else anything.
  2. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    *gives tom some christmas love*
  3. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    Hows the meal Tom?
  4. Family is gods way of punishing us.
    Trust me they are not worth any effort.
  5. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

  6. fatbusinessman

    fatbusinessman Fledgling Freddie

    *:fluffle:s Tom*

    Never mind, FreddysHouse loves you (as does Wij if you pay him).
  7. Mellow

    Mellow Loyal Freddie

    So you're own family didn't want to speak to you? How strange.
  8. ManDevil

    ManDevil Can't get enough of FH

    Same here - saw my parents for xmas dinner but that was about it. No point in wasting money I haven't got on shit people don't want.

    /bah humbug
  9. Gray

    Gray FH is my second home

    hmm, about 5 presents in total

    Clothes from Mum, Money from dad
    The rest just Showergel and Deodrant :(

  10. tRoG

    tRoG Fledgling Freddie


    Have this:

  11. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    nm, Amelie is on C4 at 2115, that easily makes up for it.
  12. Cyfr

    Cyfr Banned

    I remember when the french teacher brought that in for us without first watching it :eek:
  13. echo

    echo Fledgling Freddie

    Fucking class film :D One of Audrey Tautou's best performances (pipped to the post by 'Dirty Pretty Things').. Makes me all warm inside!
  14. Aoami

    Aoami I am a FH squatter

    As insensitive as it may seem, and i apolagise for it, i must point out that this thread looks really funny placed above the thread named 'BSE Again'.
  15. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    I'm in exactly the same boat mate, not even a fuckin phone call from any of my family. Went and got pissed with some friends instead. Who said Christmas was a family day?! :eek:

    I didn't buy anyone anything, I'm gonna have fun spending my money on me in the Jan sales. :) I'll probably get my mum something when I got out to France to see her in Feb.
  16. Eternal

    Eternal Fledgling Freddie

    :( Here's a Christmas kiss for Tom, Callous and anyone else who didnt have a happy day today.

  17. Shovel

    Shovel Can't get enough of FH

    Santa brought me:
    A magic eight ball
    Monopoly Delux ('cause he couldn't find a Manchester edition)
    A big chubber frying pan
    Techniques and Tactics for Taekwon-Do (A book, rather than a cranial injection)
    A box of Geomag (hoorah!)
    A Zalman flower (Thanks to honary reindeer FatBusinessman)
    A pair of Beyerdynamic DT231 headphones
    A finger slide for me guitar
    A Zebra striped guitar strap
    Various books.
    Rainbow 6: Rogue Spear
    A £10 Smiths voucher (tradition: I'll spend it on a game, the title of which is to be decided by you lot at some point in the near future. Probably. Unless you all start playing 'Goat Porn War Fantasy Online XVIII', in which case I'll buy something else.)

    He also kitted out the family with one of those VHS/DVD dual whatsits, slowly dragging my Dad into the 21st centuary, even if he can't work the special features properly... Dad was also given an MP3/CD player, which I will bet money now he'll never use to its potential. Ever. In fact, I'll bet him the player, that works out better.

    All in all, dead pleased :) We spent most of this evening playing Rapidough (Pictionary with playdough instead of pencils). I discovered that I was infinitely less artistic with modelling dough that I thought.

    I hope you've all had at least OK days. Just don't let the hangover kick in until after new year and you'll be fine.
  18. Embattle

    Embattle FH is my second home

    Had a great day playing board games all day with my family, and stuffing my face :)
  19. raw

    raw Can't get enough of FH

    I gave and received (presents you dirty minded cunts) :D

    got shit faced in the pub, made it home just as dinner was being served.. super day really.
  20. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy


    Superb film. Got the DVD ages ago. Brilliance.

    May force the wife to sit and watch it, even though she hates films with subtitles.

  21. Frizz

    Frizz Can't get enough of FH

    Yeah, me and my family tried that, but it all ended in argument, and no-one could be arsed to finish the game (monopoly). What a happy day!

  22. L_Plates

    L_Plates Fledgling Freddie

    Watched my wife open here presents then opened mine. Had the family over for dinner then monged out on the couch till early this morning ready for the parteh tonight :)

  23. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy

    Wife's working today and tomorrow.



    Think I'll get munted on red wine today.

  24. Shovel

    Shovel Can't get enough of FH

    Oooh, high class for Christmas Sar ;)
  25. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy

    Aye, tis usually the more commonly found Vodka and Coke, which I drink like water, much to her amazement.

  26. Reverend Flatus

    Reverend Flatus Fledgling Freddie

    Santa bought me a hangover.
  27. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Santa arrived early for me :)

    Went out on Xmas eve with bro and some friends. Bumped into a bird I last saw 18 years ago.

    Managed to persuade her to stay with the lads and went clubbing. Told her friends I would make sure she got home safe.

    At end of club I walked her home, spoke to bro and said I need a lift in morning, stayed at hers and had lots of xmas sex and emptied my sack lots (I felt like Santa) :clap:

    Bro picked me up about 9ish xmas day, went to mums, she called me a slut and said "I made you this full english breakfast to build your strength up". Class.

    Mum bought me a coaster which had liquid in it with tadpoles in it. I said to her "Thats fantastic mum, i need some more tadpoles cos i emptied mine out last night" :) She slapped me for saying that.

    Then went out xmas night to friends, superb night.

    Got home 2 hrs ago with kids. Best Christmas in a long long time for me !!!!

    ps. Seeing the same bird tomorrow night for a rerun :cheers:
  28. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    You slut Db's! You alcaholc, lunatic slut!
  29. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Well I aim to please my fellow Freddies.

    More updates on Sunday, I am gonna try for the garden path :p
  30. Embattle

    Embattle FH is my second home

    I'm surprised your mum didn't slap you more....dirty man.

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