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old.Trine Aquavit
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We've got one night to get the stuff off GOAs site onto here. Save what you can before it all gets consigned to history!
Call me selfish, but I'm saving my songs
From: 'the nerve of some people'
Sarum The Black makes a jibe about Trine:
Trine sings:
From: "So long... and thanks for all the flames"
Brannor announces he's leaving...
Trine sings:
Brannor reveals it was all a joke for his 1000th post...
Trine sings:
Call me selfish, but I'm saving my songs
From: 'the nerve of some people'
Sarum The Black makes a jibe about Trine:
Trine sings:
"Sarum The Black, the Albion Arch Mage
Should really be locked in a well padded cage
Beasts run for miles and plants start to whither
When Sarum the Black comes travelling hither
The fear he inspires comes not from his spell
But from something a little more 'au naturel'
The danger he poses to all that he passes
Is that humungous great cloud of poisonous gasses
The power of which comes within his means
Simply by eating one tin of beans"
From: "So long... and thanks for all the flames"
Brannor announces he's leaving...
Trine sings:
"Brannor the Good, was an excellent Mod,
But he took one flame too far from some miserable sod
Tired of the whinges and endless flame thrower
For the very last time: 'I don't work for GOA!'
So he hangs up his worn-out, old moderating sticks
(+3 on dealing with insufferable pr*cks)
And looks for a quieter, easier life
Away from the bile, the ignorance and strife
But lo, from the forum, some voices are heard
'Hey, Brannor, if you don't mind, we'd quite like a word'
'We don't want you to go, it's as simple as that'
'We like your good humour, and chewing the fat'
'We know you can't keep taking stick with impunity'
'But you bring such a lot to this new-born community'
So, Brannor, drop the modding and keep playing your tanks
Don't go and leave us for those insufferable yanks!"
Brannor reveals it was all a joke for his 1000th post...
Trine sings:
"So Brannor the Good becomes Brannor the Bad
It seems that this chap is a bit of a cad
For his one thousandth post he had planned and he'd schemed
His intentions to leave were not what they seemed
It was all just apart of an elaborate joke
To play on us naive, young Camelot folk
He'd pretend to be going and stir up reaction
To find out who's on his own 'Brannor faction'
Well, it looks like we fell for it 'hook line and sinker'
And that Brannor McThife is a bit of a stinker
And though it was his friends that he mostly defrauded
The success of the deception simply must be applauded
So, well done Brannor, you got us all this time
But from now on it'll be you who'll be in the firing line
For you have to understand that more than one can play those games
And we will all remember: 'So long, and thanks for all the flames'"