Salad Cream or Mayo ?

[Lamp]

Mayo gets my vote. Salad Cream should be used to deactivate land mines or something



http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/showthread.php?t=224452

Master Heath: I'd like some bread and salad cream.
Basil Fawlty: Well, there's the bread, and there's the mayonnaise.
Master Heath: I said salad cream, stupid.
Basil Fawlty: We don't have any salad cream.
Master Heath: What a dump.
Basil Fawlty: ...The chef made that mayonnaise fresh this morning.
Master Heath: That's puke, that is.
Basil Fawlty: Well, at least it's fresh puke!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Salad?

What that?

 

[Lamp]

Salad = a vast expanse of green boring stuff you end up eating cos everyone else eats it (also known as Emain grass ;p)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Salad = a vast expanse of green boring stuff you end up eating cos everyone else eats it (also known as Emain grass ;p)

...people...eat greens?!

Not only that, but pour semen on it?!!

Perverts!

 

[Lamp]

Its not that uncommon. Look at Ronaldinhio. He's now a porn star. He was seen lobbing semen 35 yards....
<groan>

 

[eggy]

Mayo.

 

[Sharma]

I eat salad cream sandwiches.

'nuff said tbh.

 

[Rediknight]

I eat salad cream sandwiches.

4 t3h \|\|in! \o/

Mayo is nasty in anything that isn't a chicken burger uke:

 

[Taobitz]

hmmmmmmm mayo.......mmmmmmmm... <drouls> foooooood!!! :touch:

 

[Outlander]

easy! mayo every time!

 

[Afran]

I eat salad cream sandwiches.

'nuff said tbh.

Eeek :< Mayo 4tw

 

[Ssera]

mayo forever!

 

[tris-]

salad cream is just wtf?! its like they took mayo and made it sour in the sun or something.

but mayo, well that has loads of uses in foods.

my fav recipie with mayo -

toast some bread on the grill
apply cheese
apply mayo
grill for a bit
apply ham
apply mayo
grill for a bit
apply ham
apply mayo

grill untill it goes shitty and eat it

made this up after a night of intoxication.

 

[Afran]

toast some bread on the grill
apply cheese
apply mayo
grill for a bit
apply ham
apply mayo
grill for a bit
apply ham
apply mayo
grill untill it goes shitty and eat it

Something like that yeah xD

 

[Ezteq]

Mayo,goes soo well with loads of stuff, wierd thing is when iw as a kid i couldnt even look at it then for some reason i ate some when i was about 12 and cant get enough of the stuff now.

btw dude you grill your mayo??? i like it on cheese toasties but has to be applied after toastie has been toasted cos hot mayo doesnt do it for me.

 

[DocWolfe]

your not supposed to "cook" mayo for health and safety reasons same reason as if you leave it out then it goes a clear gell type substance, something about salmonella.

 

[cHodAX]

Yep, don't cook Mayo for god's sake or you will end up with a dose of food poisoning unless you totally nuke it by which time you will have turned the Mayo into a white runny sauce.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl i suspected that but tbh the reason i never cook the stuff is it tends to turn in to that evil clearish substance <shudder> which looks highly suspect.

 

[Rediknight]

but mayo doesn't work as well as Salad Cream when it comes to cold pizza... :nods sagely:

 

[Outlander]

why ruin cold pizza

 

[haarewin]

ketchup.

 

[Huntingtons]

why ruin cold pizza

aye, about the best thing ever.

anyway to post a famous qoute:

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: Mayonnaise.
JULES: Goddamn!
VINCENT: I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.
JULES: Uuccch!

 

[Lakashnik]

*Squeaky Voice*
We're out of secret sauce.
Leave this mayo out in the sun for about an hour.

Simpsons ftw