Safer policing

Lamp

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LOL

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Laddey

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Lamp posted an epic failure...wait...


I dont get it?
 

tris-

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the first thing i noticed is how fucking fat they are, therfore probably very unfit and unhealthy, but we still trust them to make our streets safer. what kind of kid is gonna give a shit about two massive fattys wobbling towards them?
 

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the first thing i noticed is how fucking fat they are, therfore probably very unfit and unhealthy, but we still trust them to make our streets safer. what kind of kid is gonna give a shit about two massive fattys wobbling towards them?

They call that a stab vest Tris ;)
 

tris-

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what do they call their chubby faces and 30 chins?

or is it just called chubby faces and 30 chins??
 

Bugz

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Well okey, the man is probably overweight but I wouldn't say the woman!

I'm considering a poll tbh!
 

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Having a hard time understading how they think. They actually thought this will maky ANY difference whatsoever?
 

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They are comfy, friendly police officers, the sort they send round to hug the poor chav who could only steal the DVD player but didn't have enough pocket space for the DVDs. What they want is some hard arse policeman with his knee in some chavs back shoving his face into the dirt.


Though that wouldn't be very real
 

old.Tohtori

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what do they call their chubby faces and 30 chins?

or is it just called chubby faces and 30 chins??

British :p

Having a hard time understading how they think. They actually thought this will maky ANY difference whatsoever?

Aye it will, grannies feel safer etc, and it's also psychological, which is proven by your statement anyway. It sticks, it brings the message, etc. You'd know the cops are there without, but now you KNOW they are.

They are comfy, friendly police officers, the sort they send round to hug the poor chav who could only steal the DVD player but didn't have enough pocket space for the DVDs. What they want is some hard arse policeman with his knee in some chavs back shoving his face into the dirt.


Though that wouldn't be very real

*preacher mode* 'cause only CHAV can start a forest fire!

Only thing that makes British seem so..so...(word here that means rude, closeminded and intolerant) JUST because of this chav bashing.

You lot are GREAT, when you're not so...british :D
 

kiliarien

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They call that a stab vest Tris ;)

I was wandering through town the other day and a fat bloke came tearing past me followed by a policeman, the copper was clearly not fat but with his stabproof vest, 2 harnesses that they carry, security torch and so on he was lagging behind the fatty.

With 4.3 tonnes of shit being carried on them, they don't have much chance of catching anyone unless they're frigging powerlifters. :(

And community support officers? They aren't even real policeman, we have one near out school to support us teachers and the surrounding area etc. Fooking useless.
 

Ezteq

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tbh Marv from sin city and Ripley would make me feel safer...specially if they were kitted out with flame throwers and pithy one liners.

officer McDonut and community cardigan wearer there just upset me.
 

old.Tohtori

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sin city a bad film??? :touch: indeed!

Well it wasn't godly if that's being spoken here.

Nice enough, bit visually impaired(as in relying too much), decent enough story but nothing "as expected".
 

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