RvRForum Rules ?

[old.Arya]

Browsed VN Boards found this. Had a good laugh because I thought it fits couple of peeps posting here, and I am bored at work so I thought I could post it

About RvR:

1. If you lose, immediately post here about how the other player cheated, zoned, used radar or speed hacks, or how you lagged.

2. If you win, come here and immediately post how you r0xx0r, pwned, and otherwise smited your enemy.

Feel free to add more

 

[Novamir]

3. anything relating to the death or suffering of elves or badgers

 

[old.Akirai]

If you lose, you had the wrong quickbar on or was typing in guild chat when attacked.

 

[old.Arnor]

otherwise smited your enemy

Its smote not smited, no really, it is!

 

[Kagato.]

4) You never had any buffs on if you lose, in contrast to your killer who was obviously buffed up to the eye-balls, oh yes and of cause you still had ressurection sickness due to dyeing whilst taking on that 200 + zerg by yourself.

 

[Lessurl]

The class of the person who killed you is obviously overpowered and requires nerfing.

 

[Subbiz]

any time that a m00se dies, you must go here and laugh horribly for a minimum of 15 mins. like so: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[-Dreama-]

if at any time you lose a battle you must come to the RvR board and accuse your enemy of rampid cheating. Provide doctored screenshots and chat logs implicating said enemies cheating ways.

At no time admit defeat. Not matter the circumstances of your death the person killing you was obviously a) over buffed b) cheating c) overpowered and in need of nerfing or d) all of the above.

 

[Flimgoblin]

don't forget that they were cross-realm spying, teaming and cross-dressing as well.