Russian wants to marry cow (LOL)

[Lamp]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1910872.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[leviathane]

lol?

 

[Wonk]

that's just wrong :S

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, nothing new there.

People been marrying crocodiles, chimps and whatnot donkeys for all of humankind.

Slap in a "soul of a lost loved one" and bob's ya uncle, we got ourselves a wedding of beastial proportions.

Good for them!

 

[Thorwyn]

"...i hope the Russians love their children too"


btw.. there was a guy in a german radio show, who admitted that he had sexual "relations" with inanimated objects. he started with a toy train, but decided to dump it after a while. now he´s living together with a hammond organ.

no shit.

 

[Lamp]

There was a story in the Metro a year or so ago about an American who booked himself and a chicken into a Motel. Apparently he was jailed 10 years before for having "unnatural relations with a Doberman"...

 

[Equador]

I remember a brazilian dude who wanted to marry his blow-up doll. His parents wouldn't allow it so he killed them

 

[cazno]

I remember a brazilian dude who wanted to marry his blow-up doll. His parents wouldn't allow it so he killed them

hahahahaahhhhhhhh

 

[Dukat]

You may now kiss the bride!!1

 

[Sparx]

allowed in Russia to marry domestic animals, such as cows?"

WTF why does he even have a cow as a domestic animal?

 

[Lamp]

WTF why does he even have a cow as a domestic animal?

Pull the udder one

 

[Gamah]

Pull the udder one

*Groan*

 

[Lamp]

If a man sits under a cow is his name Pat ?