Rolos

Best way to eat them

  • Room temperature

    Votes: 8 25.8%
  • Heat them

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Freezer

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • Fridge cold

    Votes: 16 51.6%
  • Stick them up your arse

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Stick them up someone else's arse

    Votes: 4 12.9%
  • Yuk ! / What are they?

    Votes: 1 3.2%

  • Total voters
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Lamp

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Best way to eat them

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mooSe_

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if I had my way then every rolo would be a different temperature to make them more interesting, but I guess cold is best maybe. Also depends on if I was eating them with something else
 

Bugz

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Where's the option to stick them up mine and someone elses arse?
 

Lamp

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there are plenty of clubs in London's Soho if you're into that sort of thing
....so I'm told...
 

Lamp

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ok....lets say you want to stick one up your arse or someone else's arse....

one thats been slightly heated so it goes all gooey & sticky?
or an ice-cold frozen one?

what's the correct etiquette for such a situation?

would you need to serve tea or coffee with a rolo suppository?
 

Bugz

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Lamp do you have a super stressful daytime job or something?

And so you come on here, your brain is fried and switches off and a 12 year old version of yourself takes the steering wheel?! :D
 

fettoken

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It's his wife who took over. She likes it up the..yeah..
 

Lamp

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Yes, I do have a stressful job

Now answer the damn question.

You started it. You didn't have to vote for "stick it up your arse"

You're all perverts.

*nods*
 

mooSe_

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I'd say cold up arse. If you get warm sticky caramel lodged in your anus then it might make it difficult to poo.
 

georgie

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Can't see a frost-bitten sphincter being much more pleasant tbh. :p
 

Lamp

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body heat will warm it up fairly quickly and it will melt into a gooey mess


....so I'm told....
 

georgie

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So how many can you fit up there?

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Not you personally, naturally.

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fettoken

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I don't want to get into details. Its a nasty business, and smell...
 

Ch3tan

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Rolo's have to be cold, they taste awful warm, and only average at room temp.
 

megadave

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Can't say i've ever noticed any difference in taste depending on temperature. All i know is they're too hard if cold so room temperature = win.
 

Lamp

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well, my packet of rolos have now been in the fridge for 2 days now...

they should be just hard enough to last a few minutes without spilling their goo prematurely
 

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I just had one of my 3 days chilled vintage rolos
only one, as I don't want it to spoil my chinese takeout !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! droooooool
 

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