Rolo Yogurt (Yogurt type Thingy)

[Embattle]

I've been having these yogurts for some time and it comes with Embattle approval....so make sure you have one

 

[PR.]

I always preffered Mr Men Chocolate yogurts, shame I can't find anywhere that still sell em

 

[xenon2000]

Hmm, who's getting anxious about camazotz taking his place as the Top Pointless New Thread Starter, eh?

 

[Damini]

I liked the Monster Yoghurts, because you could keep the empty yoghurt pots on your windowsill and grow cress inside their heads.

 

[PR.]

argh the memories!!!! :uhoh:

 

[Daffeh]

Galaxy desserts are scrummy

 

[raw.]

Ill make a note to buy one tomorrow from the shop

 

[caLLous]

Yay Daf!

 

[Cod]

The flake yoghurt is amazing

 

[Wilier]

ffs, when will you kids realise, yoghurt is for spreading on yer woman.

 

[Recoil101]

Originally posted by Wilier
ffs, when will you kids realise, yoghurt is for spreading on yer woman.

No thats Live Yoghurt and thats for something completely different.... apparently


uke:

 

[xane]

Bah, this is all just branding, like a David Beckham footy game.

It's just plain old yoghurt with a Rolo tag, I'll stick with my supermarket-brand luxury thick and creamies thank you.

"Do you love someone enough to let them lick your foil lid ?" - doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wilier
ffs, when will you kids realise, yoghurt is for spreading on yer woman.

LMAO, make sure you eat it quick though cause it aint so nice at body temperature

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Tremor
LMAO, make sure you eat it quick though cause it aint so nice at body temperature

Are you sure he wasn't referring to hot-fish-yoghurt ?

Still, if u wanna eat that, sup to you :/

 

[Trem]

uke:

 

[Wij]

I've told you before that vomit-fist is for dieties only so stop that !

 

[Wilier]

Not hot-fish-yoghurt, salmon mouuse (spelling)

But take care, it'll kill ya. (need to have seen The Meaning of Life for that one)

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wij
I've told you before that vomit-fist is for dieties only so stop that !

/hangs head
Im sorry Mr Wij sir, wont happen again

























uke:


Damn it.

 

[Will]

Live yogurt eh? Reminds me of a story from my student days.

A friend of a friend (of course) lived in your typical shared student accomadation. His flat-mates, as is always the case, would borrow his food items, comsume them, and tell him about it afterwards, relying on his good nature to get them through. He was a bit of a wuss, and would always say "Oh, that's ok" before going off and cursing himself for being such a coward.

On a slight aside (you know this will tie in nicely later), he went on a night out to his local student union. For anyone who cares, this was the "Cheesy Pop" night at the Queen Margeret Union at Glasgow. There he met a young lady of a rather dubiouspast, and went back to hers for a bit of post-club relaxation. As a reminder of this wonderful night of passion, he got a souviner of a nasty, itchy feeling. After a visit to the STD clinic, the doctor diagnosed him with thrush. The doctor was a practical man, and to save the student going to get any special creams, advised him to dip the affected area in natural yogurt whenever he felt the itch.

After a week of this treatment, our poor young student was doing a lot better. He returned to his student flat after a night on the tiles to find two of his flatmates making up a late-night snack of spagetti carbonara.

"We've borrowed some of that yogurt you had in the fridge for the carbonara, you didn't seem to be eating it anyway"
"Oh no, you're right, I wasn't eating that."
"Well, do you want some carbonara?"
"You're OK, I'm not hungry just now. Eat up, it's getting cold."

After watching them finish up the carbonara, he started to feel a little bit itchy again.

"Nice grub lads?"
"Not bad at all"

THen he turned to the fridge, dropped his trousers, dipped himself in his yogurt, and then pulled them up again.

"Damn, that feels better. Night everyone"

 

[Wij]

And then his mum came out from the bathroom and said what a lovely carbonara it was. And he'd spunked in it too.

etc...

 

[Munkey-]

i loved monster men yogurts. think they went bust coz they put too much stuff in them i suppose polo yogurts are ok but toooooo expensive.


*names changed in aforementioned story to protect certain people's*

 

[xane]

How the smeg do they get a hole in a polo yoghurt then ?

 

[Munkey-]

*grins evily*

perhaps itchy's friend got another job

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Embattle
Embattle approval....

The BW equivalent of a "Krusty Brand" sticker

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by Embattle
I've been having these yogurts for some time and it comes with Embattle approval....so make sure you have one

Finally! someone else who like these!

 

[Summo]

Yoghurt is just a slightly sour thick liquid made from milk with bacteria added to it, sometimes sweetened and flavoured with fruit and sometimes eaten plain, you know.

It's also acceptable to spell it yogurt, yoghurt and even yoghourt.

 

[Wij]

Hot-fish-yoghurt is a creamy/pearly looking liquid made from a special blend of nut oils.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Yoghurt is just a slightly sour thick liquid made from milk with bacteria added to it, sometimes sweetened and flavoured with fruit and sometimes eaten plain, you know.

It's also acceptable to spell it yogurt, yoghurt and even yoghourt.

Summo, take yer nose out of that dikshunery.

 

[Munkey-]

own up. who programmed summo with useful information..............? huh? own up now!

 

[Will]

*cough* My money is on Apathy.