rofl job

[tris-]

working in a quorn factory.

this week i shall mostly be working with the quorn sausage

:england:

 

[Calaen]

hahah quorn mince tastes like soggy cardboard.

 

[Ctuchik]

hahah quorn mince tastes like soggy cardboard.

thats some sorta pie isnt it?

 

[Naetha]

I audited a quorn factory in Billingham (near Stockton) once - was...interesting to say the least.


mmmmmm mycoprotein.

 

[tris-]

this place is in stokesly. round teh corner from me

 

[elisera]

I quite liked Quorn when I was veggie... One of those things you have to add a lot of flavour to though as it doesn't taste of anything on its own.

Made Christmas Day bearable for me though cuz my gran was still able to make her lovely stuffing for me

 

[tris-]

omfg. the smell of quorn is fucking horrid. its the same smell as when everything in your freezer defrosts and starts to go mouldy and liquidise.

from todays experience, id advise everyone to not eat quorn sausages again. if youd seen the room we sorted them in youd puke. it was full of steam so water dripped everywhere. there was bits of quorn all over which mixed with the water. thus causing something that looks exactly like projectile vomit, except its everywhere.

 

[Lamp]

Could be worse

You could be:

 

[tris-]

instead im just a sausage jockey

 

[Naetha]

Ahh I only did the Desktop study on that site, although I do know someone who works there, if I can just rememeber who they are...

Think its a friend of a friend of Lee's work friends...but I think he's a chemical engineer possibly called Jason...that has a friend called Adam!

If that's you, then Hi!

 

[Sharma]

I audited a quorn factory in Billingham (near Stockton) once - was...interesting to say the least.


mmmmmm mycoprotein.

Ah billingham, biggest shithole in the north-east.

 

[Nate]

is it a wannabe birmingham with blummaes instead of brummaes? bored!

 

[Ormorof]

im working in thorpe park in the chippy...

standing in front of a big ass fat frier when its already 36 degrees outside = fun

 

[tris-]

is that brain numbing too?

for 6 hours today i took trays off a trolley and jammed the fuckers back into a trolly, rofl.

such fun

6 hours

trays

/cry

 

[Gamah]

rox jobs :<

 

[Zegas]

I audited a quorn factory in Billingham (near Stockton) once - was...interesting to say the least.


mmmmmm mycoprotein.

Auditers are evil, they speak in sexeh swedish accents but ask too many questions >_< *kicks the auditers at our laboratory*