Robs wagon of doom

Ch3tan

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Righto, Rob (mystic g) has been driving for about a two years now. I swear that he has been without his car at least half that time because of problems with his car. It's also always the other drivers fault :p

Now, he has yet to tell me why he is without a car this time. Answers on a postcard people.

No doubt he will be here later to rant about it.
 

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He was chasing some Butthead on a scateboard bit skidded into a truck of manure?
 

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clearly his vile farting destroyed it from the inside!
 

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he did a 48 hout gta4 session, while driving to werk he saw a large number chavs lined up for the school bus and he rammed the ***** screaming 10 points bitches.


car is prolly burnt off the side of some countryside road
 

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Not even close

PS: GOURANGA! Yaka GOURANGA!

This could be fun however, so keep going please
 

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he parked it slightly on the kerb and cut it in half ?:touch:
 

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he did a 48 hout gta4 session, while driving to werk he saw a large number chavs lined up for the school bus and he rammed the ***** screaming 10 points bitches.


car is prolly burnt off the side of some countryside road

he does drive a punto so it could be plausible. With the slight adjustment that the first chav he hit caused robs car to be written off.
 

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I'm going to get he's given up his license due to senility.
 

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Nope, though very topical.

Chet, it's a Panda, fs!

As for "other drivers fault" the guy that did this said "No need to involve the insurers, that'll T-Cut out" ... hmm ... guess what I told him to do for bonus points.
 

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Not even close

PS: GOURANGA! Yaka GOURANGA!

This could be fun however, so keep going please

i see those werds on foot birdges all over the place and always wonmdered wtf they meant for all of 3 seconds when driving past em
 

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Play the original GTA and run over a entire string of monks.
 

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That has to be the most amazing experince of my whole entire gaming life! Felt so good running them all over, I used to drive around just looking for them!
 

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Has he got the gear stick stuck up his arse again?
 

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Nope, though very topical.

Chet, it's a Panda, fs!

As for "other drivers fault" the guy that did this said "No need to involve the insurers, that'll T-Cut out" ... hmm ... guess what I told him to do for bonus points.

Fuck me thats so funny that the guy said that. I hope you tried to T-Cut it out with his face.
 

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I hope you tried to T-Cut it out with his face.
I think I told him to go fuck himself, stop talking shit and give me his fucking insurance details or I'd be calling the old bill... however I'm starting to wish I'd used your way, it'd look nice... baby blue with blood red go faster stripes :)

PS: Gearstick is in the dash, so that's your suggestion out the window.

PPS: Nobody's even close yet! :eek:
 

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You were driving passed a Zoo when a group of Chimps decided to start flinging shit at your car, as they thought it would make it a nicer colour. Pedestrians agreed. You then went out the window on to the bonnet whilst doing 20(maximum speed) and driving around in circles and gave them some of there own medicine. This went on for weeks until suddenly your car couldn't take it anymore and drove itself off a cliff, then you became Fusion Man

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You went out in it, got smashed so took a taxi/walked home and forgot where you parked it.
 

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Nope. Nate's the best one so far though.
 

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you mean Rob's a Hare Krishna believer? Oo
 

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