Relocation, Relocation

[Shagrat]

I'm thinking of applying to be on Relocation, Relocation (UK show where you give them some criteria and they try to find your perfect house).

My criteria would be:

1. Must have decent broadband access

2. Moderately isolated (ive always liked villages over big cities

3. Must be easily defensible should the zombie apocalypse start (stone walls etc would be good).

I doubt theyll have had questions like that before, do you think I'd get on????

What would be your 3 questions to find your ideal property?

 

[Ezteq]

does it have mold and/or slugs?

does it have a bath and a shower

is it in a nice area.


I'm easily pleased lol, I love relocation Kirsty and phil are great I don't know how they don't kill some of the people though (especially grown women with horses AARGH!!!)

 

[Olgaline]

I know such a place,
it's called scandinavia


we really are so much better than you...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, except for the dutch

 

[Zenith]

Pffft, we have so much better fibre broadband than the dutch.

 

[Lamp]

1. Italy
2. Breath-taking view / scenery
3. near lake / water

That'll do it for me

 

[Olgaline]

we really should just dump the EU, and take that whole scandinavian union a bit further.
after all, we really are superior to the rest of europe....

the dutch can tag along too,
after all we owned them once, and belgium too they make em good beers..
we dotn want the french speaking part though!

 

[fettoken]

How would you like living a fair way up in the mountains, with a nice hot spring and lake nearby?

 

[Preatoria]

we really should just dump the EU, and take that whole scandinavian union a bit further.
after all, we really are superior to the rest of europe....

the dutch can tag along too,
after all we owned them once, and belgium too they make em good beers..
we dotn want the french speaking part though!

I am from belgium and i could not agree more... Atlhough we don't like the dutch as well ... So perhaps we can skip that ?

 

[Calo]

we really should just dump the EU, and take that whole scandinavian union a bit further.
after all, we really are superior to the rest of europe....

the dutch can tag along too,
after all we owned them once, and belgium too they make em good beers..
we dotn want the french speaking part though!

But.. but, we belgians can do more then make good beer! we also do make good chocolats!

and tbh, its cold out here, but with you guy's, pft! then again, thx to dutchies, we can smoke marihuana for freee, but you can't smoke marihuana+ tabacco in bars so now you have to smoke full marihuana (in nl i mean ofcourse and not free, you get the point..)

tbh, you should start a bar here!

 

[Olgaline]

I really should!
surely this calls for a poll...


also chocolate hates babies

 

[Raven]

1) isolated, within 2 miles of a decent pub though (read, serves real ale and knows how to serve it)
2) Close to plenty of woodland
3) Close to water

Basically, anywhere near the lakes would do me.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

1) Manhattan
2) Manhattan
3) Manhattan

 

[fl3a]

1) has 100 mbit internet
2) no close neighbours
3) close to a town where my friends live, and where a good pub is

 

[fettoken]

1) Tokyo
2) Moscov
3) Somewhere in the hills in Finland near Tohtori.

 

[Tasslehoff]

1) Tokyo
2) Moscov
3) Somewhere in the hills in Finland near Tohtori.

Will be hard to find a house that lives up to those criteria