relic attempts

[old.mattshanes]

is it me or are mids jobless?

 

[Fightersuntzu]

I think the level 50 mids sit outside of jordheim, throwing rocks and skipping them across the water in the afternoon....and someone goes...

"I'm bored...."
Then everyone chimes in:
"Yeah, me too...."
*sighs*
And after 5 minutes of thinking what they're gonna do, one suggests:
"Hey, lets go hurl ourselves at castle excaliber!!!"
"Yeah, our troll powers will smush those tincans and we can get back that little hammer thing!"
"Cool! ill bring a rammy thing and we can throw that at the door too!"
*all merrily hop off to excaliber*

"Oh yay, we get to win! i mush uber guardies with my hammer!"
*mids get inside*
"Woohoo, here we come little yellow hammer thingy!"
*mezz*....*uber pop*
"Troll face in dirt. troll hurt. Someone rez troll. My chain has holes in it, is that bad? my hammer hit me in the head when i fell..."
*masterful polearmsmen walks over*
"Mwahaha midgardian scum, you have been run over!"
*armsmen laughs and continues onward*

4 hours later - lather rinse repeat...

 

[old.mckfly]

lol -- that is some think u can emagin a group off middys doing -

well put there !!

 

[old.Purificator]

Middies just dont know when to quit

 

[Old Nicodemus]

You guys would get really bored if we did!


Nicodemus
Spiritmaster of over 40 winters

 

[listepik]

LOL Suntzu!

I might just group with you, just for THAT remark!

 

[old.Purificator]

True, True, dont let my blade get rusty plz
Anyway are you attempting another one again?

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Maybe.....

Then again we may just all sit outside Jord skimming stones.......


Nicodemus
Spiritmaster of over 40 winters.

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

Originally posted by Fightersuntzu
*mezz*....*uber pop*

Doesn't seem to be a case of being mesmerised then an 'uber pop', it's the case of an 'uber pop' and Midgard's finest continuing to hit the doors rather than turning round as their support classes are steadily slaughtered.

They are living up to their reputation as barbarians with no tactics if they hit doors before they hit that which immediately threatens them.

 

[krait]

Originally posted by old.Ayam Ganbatte

Doesn't seem to be a case of being mesmerised then an 'uber pop', it's the case of an 'uber pop' and Midgard's finest continuing to hit the doors rather than turning round as their support classes are steadily slaughtered.

They are living up to their reputation as barbarians with no tactics if they hit doors before they hit that which immediately threatens them.

Troll...Hammer....Wood...............Game Over....Albs win again

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

Notice I use the words 'they' and 'them', despite being from Midgard myself, so ashamed am I of my kinsmen.

 

[Zebarmy]

Shame on you Ayam, why didn't you kill the guard pop on your own



Zebby

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

I would have but they got me while I was adjusting my underwear, chainmail boxer shorts allow little 'breathage'.

 

[old.Dugald]

Ah well - the honeymoon period is over.

While most alb were sloggin their guts out at work to earn an honest crust all the mid school kids, job dodgers, students and assorted low lifes nicked our relics - how underhand can you get?

what i'm most pissed off about is this now means i'll have to get up at the un-godly hour of 8am on a sunday morning with hangover and help take em back.

mental note to self - must have hair of dog and last nights unfinished kebab in easy reach on that morning.


Dugald "Penthouse Rezzer" Nimune

46th Cleric <Lords of England>

 

[old.mattshanes]

yeah middies r schoolkids or dolers thats ok we soon get them back before they know it or get a job