The whole sexy sister thing has yet to be verified by an independent adjudicator. I'm happy to offer my services should they be required.
Cheers guys, had a really chilled day today with the missus and also saw my parents - had lunch and dinner with them along with cups of coffee and chat. Had a long weekend last weekend which was kind of a birthday weekend which involved a flat warming in Glasgow on the Friday (note to you Englishmen; a 'flat warming' in Glasgow does not mean an act of arson ), a drive up the east cost of Scotland to Anstruther to get an award winning fish supper at the world famous Anstruther Fish Bar and a drive up to St Andrews for a bit of the airshow at RAF Leuchers on Saturday. Then off to Glencoe on the Sunday for some landscape shots with my dad, then Kelvin Grove art gallery for lunch and a wander on the Monday.
The night of booze and Wickerman style Debauchery in Glasgow with my mates is due to commence in the next couple of weekends.
Trem is correct in that I have two sisters, one of which has married a rather nice chap from London - so the Englishmen have already taken one!
I am quite jealous of your life, I wish I had a relationship like that with my family/dad, you are a lucky chap.
Oh and your sister did not marry an Englishman she married someone from London, Meg and Ch3t are from London and we all know what fairies they are, proper English come from the Midlands up.
We proved that the midlands does not exist, did you not see my New Map of England??
We proved that the midlands does not exist, did you not see my New Map of England??
Hah, Trem, you fell for my evil plan. My sister is already married, the girl I told you about was just Meg in a wig.
Hah, Trem, you fell for my evil plan. My sister is already married, the girl I told you about was just Meg in a wig.
I am quite jealous of your life, I wish I had a relationship like that with my family/dad, you are a lucky chap.
Oh and your sister did not marry an Englishman she married someone from London, Meg and Ch3t are from London and we all know what fairies they are, proper English come from the Midlands up.
You calling me a fucking fairy you Stoke pansy? I'll smash your red and white barcode face in. Or something.
even Teedles would kick your arse
Well Brighton boy, I reckon even a fairy would kick your arse so whats smaller and more girly than a fairy...hmmm.....ha!......even Teedles would kick your arse you limp wristed southern comfy shoe wearing fair....erm.....ponce!
nah, I'd just not turn up. that hurts him a lot more so I hear
oh, and Trem is a rampant jesse, we all know that. cheeky cockbadger calling me less than a fairy