Red Bull

[Panda On Smack]

I just drank a can but I didn't get any wings.

Can I sue them?

 

[Will]

Probably.

If I drink Red Bull, I suffer depression, but I don't think I can sue for that.

 

[old.user4556]

You're supposed to inject it

 

[TdC]

I suspect you can marinate chicken in it. you're not a chicken are you Panda?

 

[Jonaldo]

I'm not sure if that's why Red Bull adverts say they "Give you 'Wiiiings'." instead of 'Wings'. That probably prevents any kind of legal wranglings as there are no such things as 'Wiiiings'. (that I know of anyway)

This could be wrong but would make sense.

 

[mank!]

Nice idea, but I have a strange feeling you're completely and utterly wrong.

 

[Will]

I think the legal defence is that it is obviously..technical term..."a load of shite".

 

[old.user4556]

For some reason, I read that as "Give you Wiiiiiiiiiij".

Now that'd be an interesting drink

 

[Brynn]

Wings eh? what kind, brown ones?


or what about

 

[Ch3tan]

Having just seen a redbull ad on the telly, I agree with Jonaldo. They clearly write "wiiings", which dont exist.

 

[Cyradix]

Try redbull with red vodka. You'll believe you can fly.....

 

[Dillinja]

You probably shouldn't drink the crap anyway. Apparently it has links to brain cancer.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Tomatoes have been linked to cancer in the past, don't see any warnings about eating those

 

[MrBlack]

The fripping Teletubbbies are linked to Cancer... probably.

If they we're being honest about their product, their slogan mgiht be more like:

"Red bull makes it huuuuurt when you piiiiiss."


Though they might not countenance drinking 12 cans of the stuff in one night.

 

[Tom]

Only used it while driving, and even then it tastes like shite.

 

[dysfunction]

Thats cos you didnt mix it with loads of Vodka...or maybe you did!

 

[Gray]

i remember similar type of drink called "red card". fit as fuck drink... stopped doing it after i left school

 

[Gef]

They still make Red Card, dont see it in that many shops though, but your right it does taste well nice.

 

[Ch3tan]

They are all shite, and very unhealthy.

 

[.Wilier.]

a few years back I rode what was called the Red Bull 24hr MTB race. It basically 4 man teams racing round a 13mile lap, off road for 24hrs, sponsored by Red Bull.

As part of the intro pack they gave each team member a crate of Red Bull. Now thats in excess of 300, 4man teams. Thats a fuck-load of Red Bull tbh.

Interestingly, I doubt that anyone with any intention of finishing in the top 20 drank a single tin of the horrible stuff.

(we came 6th btw )

 

[Will]

You scare me Willier. 6th in the Red Bull.

Come to Aviemore this weekend, I'm entering the SS Euros on my sexy new bike.

 

[Brynn]

Thats just a few miles up from me will - what day?

 

[Will]

I'm up on Friday night, bivvying out, then the event is Saturday. http://www.naegears.com/ should have the details.

This is all dependant on my getting a weekend pass from Kirsty. Who had her appendix taken out last week. I'd say I'm about 75% likely to actually go.

 

[.Wilier.]

ooh, that would be good Will, but were busy this weekend (and Aviemore is about 6million miles from me)

I remeber about 12 years back I did a World cup round at Aviemore. It had rained for like 2 weeks prior to the event, and this was in the times when 1 lap was around 10miles. Thomas Frishnecht won, and he carried his bike across the line in protest. I think the great John Tomac was second.

I packed after 2 laps (2hrs riding/running, 2 laps still to do)

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Imo RedBull tastes like dentists mouthwash.

 

[Frizz]

Imo, i could drink Red Bull for the rest of my days.

 

[Will]

Aviemore is a couple of hours from me, must be a good long time for you. Some of my English mates are talking about driving for eight hours...and none of them have offered to give me a lift.

It's only a four mile lap. It'll be my first ever competition, and I'm riding it on a rigid bike. I'm hoping not to come last. But it'll be a laugh anyway. Singlepeeding isn't about winning, it's about having a laugh.

 

[Bodhi]

I use a lot of substances, legal and otherwise, but the one I honestly couldn't live without is Red Bull. Much like Frizz I could drink nothing but Red Bull for the rest of my days. I even think it tastes ace if it's cold.

 

[Lazarus]

ive never even tasted Red Bull. What am i missing?

 

[Panda On Smack]

wings