Reasons why not to swaffle a policewoman

[Doh_boy]

BBC Linkage

 

[old.user4556]

Saw that, laughed lots .

 

[ECA]

Do or do not, there is no try.

 

[Zenith]

How the hell did he got into a position standing over the policewoman in the first place? Or was he tall/got a knob long enough to thrust it in her face while both standing up?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Ace

 

[mr.Blacky]

How the hell did he got into a position standing over the policewoman in the first place? Or was he tall/got a knob long enough to thrust it in her face while both standing up?

my first thought

 

[adams901]

BBC News - Man used penis to assault female police officer

Made me giggle.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

BBC News - Man used penis to assault female police officer

 

[mooSe_]

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general-2/241635-reasons-why-not-swaffle-policewoman.html

 

[Ch3tan]

Omg, you are such a Glenn (Wakeford).

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Chetan is such a ghey.

 

[Dukat]

Obviously she was one of these midget people, just like TdC!

Poor guy was probably trying to go to the toilet and didn't even notice she was there!

 

[Jarakin]

Amusing as it happened in my home town... haha, only in Aberdeen!

 

[Wij]

Amusing as it happened in my home town... haha, only in Aberdeen!

Have they charged you ?

 

[Jarakin]

Have they charged you ?

Yep, got charged yesterday!

 

[Fweddy]

This story impresses me today:

BBC News - Woman caught driving car with bonnet up in Dorset

 

[ECA]

This was better imo

Woman Arrested For Crashing Car While Shaving Private Parts Hip-Hop Wired

 

[Talyn]

Here she is...