REALLY annoying noises

Phooka

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I was vacuing my house and i had too stop twice else i would have beaten the vacuum cleaner too death with itself.. The hose where it enteres the stoopid apperatus is not totally air tight in some positions so its squieeeellz lauder and more spine shivvering then a sobbing baby..
Now my question is to you people; What sound REALLY gets under your skin and drives you too a point where you go into a frenzy and destroy everything around you just to make it Stop..
 

Mikah75

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my brother doesnt blow his nose, he gets his thumb and index finger, and pulls the nostril abit then snorts!!
and with boogers that noise makes me crazeeyyyy, i get up at 8am on weekends and threaten to kill him if he carries it on
 

Dandare

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My Ex-wifes voice used to drive me nuts :)
But at the moment the guy what lives behind me is constantly drilling....it's been like 2 months of it now and I'm sure he waits untils I have to work night shifts. It drives me crazy.
 

Ezteq

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was waiting for bf to finish work yesterday so went in to this really nice jazz bar and had a lime and soda, listened to some great music and was just chilling out except for the worst noise in the world......




3 not 1 not 2 but 3!!! vacuous bints with shrill nerve jangling voices and they were doing that thing of "we're all sat next to eachother but we're goign to shout and cackle and make sure everyone in the room knows just how damn cool and how glamourous we are... HAHAHA im soo sophisticated and rich!!" and they went on, and on, and on..........


any hoo i entertained myself with thoughts of various bits of cosmetic surgery i'd gladly perform on them given a machete and a blow torch.

why do people with no brains always have ample vocal chords?
 

Dandare

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Mikah75 said:
my brother doesnt blow his nose, he gets his thumb and index finger, and pulls the nostril abit then snorts!!
and with boogers that noise makes me crazeeyyyy, i get up at 8am on weekends and threaten to kill him if he carries it on
We have a guy at work like that, it sounds disgusting and makes me feel :puke: if he is on our shifts :(
 

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cazno said:
baby crying.. ? ;s make me go mad sometimes :p

yeah, I hate that as well.
I HATE this dog which lives across the way from me somewhere in a labyrinth of council estate its retarded owners let it out at 7am and bring it back in at 7pm and it barks for 12 hours straight.
I have thought of poisoning the dog once I find which garden it is, but then I realised its not the dogs fault its stuck in the garden all day long.. so instead I will execute the retarded charv fuckwits who own it. So, dogs barking in general.
 

leviathane

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most annoying sound i find is this, it's middle of the nite and somehow theres a fly in your room you think nothing of it, but after a while tht bzzzz begins to taunt you... i reckon fly's know they're annoying and do it on purpose cos they'll keep returning for your body and buzzzing,
 

Huntingtons

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girl from my class has the most annoying voice ever - and when she gets offended (she gets offended all the time if you question if her points are right, which they often arent). in the winter she had a sore voicechord(?) and her voice got multiplied into the 1000 of a worse voice... welcome to hell my good friend!
 

Ormorof

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leviathane said:
most annoying sound i find is this, it's middle of the nite and somehow theres a fly in your room you think nothing of it, but after a while tht bzzzz begins to taunt you... i reckon fly's know they're annoying and do it on purpose cos they'll keep returning for your body and buzzzing,


aaaargh yes!!! its soooo annoying!!

and when you start hunting it it goes all quiet and dissapears! then as soon as you ar eabout to sleep it starts

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 

Mikah75

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lil girls and babies that screaaaaaam!
and! there was this girl in my form, she left last year as she got pregnant:p
her voice... shrill chavette, eugh it was like needles to your ears, and she was so foul mouthed, like a man trapped in a womans body, and she would scream bloody murder for anything
 

haarewin

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i hate sirens. they only ever go off around here when i'm trying to sleep.
 

Mikah75

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haarewin said:
i hate sirens. they only ever go off around here when i'm trying to sleep.
here they have a field day, you here the siren but in the lil break they wait in the mornings til they're next to you then set it off to make you jump
 

lilmissnaughty

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i got many noises that bug me.its a wonder i havent killed anyone yet.

whiney nasel voices.
really common chav girl voices(especially when done extra loud).
anyone that feels the need to shout to each other when they are right next to each other so everyones gotta hear their shit.
baby whinging(just wanna run up to the lil fuckers an repeat the noise right back in their face).
folks hackin phlegm/snorting on boogers.
phone tones.
when anything scrapes against summit resulting in a set ya teeth off cringe squeek(fork against plate, chair across floor, fingers down blackboard).
snoring(cant they wait till u go to sleep before they unleash the roaring nose lion).

to name a few...
 

Dracus

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Ormorof said:
aaaargh yes!!! its soooo annoying!!

and when you start hunting it it goes all quiet and dissapears! then as soon as you ar eabout to sleep it starts

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dont get me started on this..summer comming, you know the gnat's will be there in our sleep..Im gonna have huge bottle of insect killah on my nightstand or summit..and if I hear just 1!!!!!!!!!! bz....its Freddy Vs Jason time! :touch:

/Dracus
 

Mikah75

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lilmissnaughty said:
folks hackin phlegm/snorting on boogers.
eugh thats just vile, my friend goes whats wrong with it? *hacks it up and swallows* it tastes good too!!!! :puke:
 

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babies crying is the only noise i dont like.
 

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Really hate waking up to the sound of drilling... always seems to be work going on around the flat building I live in :<

A few weeks back these two workmen were hammering some tiles on the roof right outside of the window above my bed.. I couldn't tell what it was so I remember shouting like "what the fck is that sh1t, shut the hell up" and it went quiet for about 15minutes... then they carried on :[

I also hate the annoying noise of mopeds (those chav moterbikes) ... they make stupidly loud noise while they're being driven, it is like well sqeaky.. funny to see chav idiots driving past on them thinking they're cool when it sounds so ghey :d
 

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