Read something funny today....

Thadius

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Apparently France has been voted the most unfriendliest country

Made me laugh, seeing the state of Glastonbury ;)
 

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Huntingtons said:
i read that outlander is the person least likely to get laid !

Nah, Vlad has his way with him many times a night....






























Lucky git :( :sex:
 

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Thats right. Playing find Outlanders magic tail is megafun :D

Though it always seems to be in what he calls my special chocolate tunnel or in my mouth :(

















Sometimes both! :D
 

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Vladamir said:
Thats right. Playing find Outlanders magic tail is megafun :D

Though it always seems to be in what he calls my special chocolate tunnel or in my mouth :(

















Sometimes both! :D

Next time make a video megameight!1
 

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hehe theres a porn producer going around basicly asking guys to be in the videos, not paid or anything just get to have sex with porn stars. The catch, you have to pay for all your STI(D) tests..

So your dream might be closer than you think ;)
 

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Mey said:
hehe theres a porn producer going around basicly asking guys to be in the videos, not paid or anything just get to have sex with porn stars. The catch, you have to pay for all your STI(D) tests..

So your dream might be closer than you think ;)
pm me details!! :sex:
 

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Mey said:
hehe theres a porn producer going around basicly asking guys to be in the videos, not paid or anything just get to have sex with porn stars. The catch, you have to pay for all your STI(D) tests..

So your dream might be closer than you think ;)

I only want to sex0r Vlad and Outlander though!
 

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Bugz said:
Everything is sexual with you guys :(
such is life.
sometimes its hard to be a woman.
or in vlads case - sometimes its hard when dressed as a woman, kinda breaks the illusion the 'pull back n tuck between the legs' trick was achieving tho...
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
such is life.
sometimes its hard to be a woman.
or in vlads case - sometimes its hard when dressed as a woman, kinda breaks the illusion the 'pull back n tuck between the legs' trick was achieving tho...

I really don't wanna know that!

Takes the impact off the porn :(
 

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if you were sucking/licking someone, and they cum, what would be the ideal thing to shoot out?

i know people like spunk, but you cant chose that.

if i was licking a girl out and she came on my face, id prefer the substance to be a cold vanilla milk shake.
 

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tris- said:
if you were sucking/licking someone, and they cum, what would be the ideal thing to shoot out?

i know people like spunk, but you cant chose that.

if i was licking a girl out and she came on my face, id prefer the substance to be a cold vanilla milk shake.

If she drinks enough before hand, it might taste like that, just a bit warmer:puke:
 

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tris- said:
if you were sucking/licking someone, and they cum, what would be the ideal thing to shoot out?

i know people like spunk, but you cant chose that.

if i was licking a girl out and she came on my face, id prefer the substance to be a cold vanilla milk shake.

I know alot of guys would say..
BEER!!!

Just immagine how lucky the girl would be if she would squirt beer when comming. Such an ez pickupline to get guys down on you 24/7 LOL
 

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