Random sentance/paragraph generator

[Nate]

Let the randomness begin.

http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspx

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[ECA]

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[Wazzerphuk]

Works for Scouse too:

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[caLLous]

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[Nate]

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[Scouse]

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[Wij]

This was always good:

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[old.user4556]

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[old.Tohtori]

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[Job]

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[Lamp]

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[Aoami]

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[fettoken]

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[Hawkwind]

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[Nate]

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[Lamp]

lmao:


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wise words, indeed.