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[caLLous]

Maybe he thinks you need burping.

 

[Gwadien]

This thread needs a huge rainbow

 

[Fweddy]

Sitting in a park in central london on a bench, having a squirrel come up to you, jump on the bench and sit next to you for a minute before scampering off.

Squirrels are great. I know they're basically just rats with fluffy tails but their acrobatics make them so much fun to watch.

On topic: Your car passing its MOT with no problems.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Rats are awseome too btw. They make brilliant pets.

 

[georgie]

I became an Uncle for the first time a few weeks back.

My brother had a little baby boy, and he's pretty fucking awesome.

 

[old.Tohtori]

When I take the boy out of his cot in the morning, he always pats me on the shoulder in a really adult "good man" kind of way. Makes my day every single time.

Not so fun when a girl does it after sex

 

[Fweddy]

Rats are awseome too btw. They make brilliant pets.

Yet most people would react very differently to a rat jumping on the park bench next to them.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

That's because most people are incredibly ignorant about rats.

 

[TdC]

standing in my kitchen in shorts and a tshirt about to cook some lamb chops. heaven

 

[Wazzerphuk]

standing in my kitchen in shorts and a tshirt about to cook some lamb chops. heaven

Put the heating on. Brrr.

You need warm.

 

[TdC]

ir's 20C out!

 

[Punishment]

Dump on your own toilet

 

[CorNokZ]

Brother returning from Afghanistan

Even though it is only on leave and he has to go back in three weeks, it is still nice to have him back home

 

[Lethul]

When trucks start to remove the gravel distributed during the winter

 

[Tuthmes]

Dump on your own toilet

After comming home from a vacation. Fk yeah.

 

[Access Denied]

After comming home from a vacation. Fk yeah.

I know a guy who went abroad for a week and refused to take a dump the whole time. He was in agony but has massive OCD so won't go anywhere but his own throne.

 

[Access Denied]

Also, my first legitimate Nuke on COD!

 

[Job]