Quit Smoking...why not try NOSMOQ

fatbusinessman

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Good Day!...

Do you want to quit being a dirty spam-whore?..but you don't have any idea how to quit?..Well why not try FUCKING OFF!
 

old.Tohtori

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Good day!

As we can can see, subtle humor doesn't quite work these days. Why not fight it with Insta-Rude(tm)!

Insta-Rude brought you such classic insults as, "Quit spamming you spamwhore!" and "You spamhead of spammers, please f*ck off and spam your motherspammer!"

Insta-Rude(tm) Was developed, produced and brought to you by the good spam...erhm...people at Freddyshouse!



In not so humorous way...

fatbusinessman i think he's making fun of the site. I hope. Or i'll look like a right...spam.
 

Damini

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In just SEVEN days our fantastic product will cause your lips to fall off, thus preventing that aid to smoking - the sucking action.
 

fatbusinessman

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old.Tohtori said:
fatbusinessman i think he's making fun of the site. I hope. Or i'll look like a right...spam.

I dunno, it doesn't look like he is - I think it's just a crap site.

Considering this is his first post, it's much more likely that he's just a spamming twat.

With awful grammar.
 

SoWat

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I can't make up my mind whether the site is a piss take or not. The dodgy English translation certainly makes it look like one (the testimonial from 'Joseph Stalin' for example).

NOSMOQ can burn instead of tobacco and get representation satisfaction effect about tobacco smoking desire when no smoking attempter does not endure smoking desire. Because both shape and taste is similar with tobacco, help that overcome prohibition period if use that is pipe and helps as can do no smoking.
 

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Maybe those spam emails aren't really just randomly generated or substitiuted with crap, perhaps everyone else got rich and these are the newbs filtering through.
 

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Well there was that story in the news a little while back, about the 2 guys in the US who got sent to prison for spam mailing. I'm sure it said that over the course of the last few years, they'd earnt several million dollars from their efforts, so I guess there is some monetary incentive for selling your soul to spam these days.
 

Tom

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I wonder if they will need Viagra now they're inside......
 

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Dweller said:
... so I guess there is some monetary incentive for selling your soul to spam these days.

Dont like spam, can we get the same deal on corned beef?
 

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How do you guys know that you aren't talking to a bot?
 

Trem

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How do we know you aren't a bot?

:eek:
 

old.Tohtori

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Bots don't edit posts, but Clown doesn't have a signature! Burn the bot! :flame:
 

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scarey thought, THE CLOWNBOT


*shudders* :worthy:
 

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I'm a CuntBot
 

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Erk!

Clowneh made me laugh lots with that.





































Help me :(
 

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