Quick joke while servers down

[Speedr]

Dwarf with a speech impediment goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.

"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to his finest mare.

"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".

The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's eyes.

"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".

Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.

"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again,picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I see her twot?"

With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that, can I see her wun awound?"

 

[Ezteq]

lol bump cos it gave me a giggle

ooh and im going to add this one:

bloke goes to the zoo, theres no animals there but an old lame dog had wandered in by mistake...

it was a shi tzu!!

Baa Daa Chaa!

[possibly better if you read it out loud]