Questions

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Yes, this should probably belong in OT, but noone looks in there.

Why do female elfs, trolls, firbolgs, lurikeens and iconnus have breasts? I mean they don't really look like the type of species who would breastfeed.
I doub't troll babies eat mothers milk and who has even seen a troll baby? Or an elf baby?
Heck lurikeens are babies.
Does anyone even know how any of these multiplies?

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[Alrindel]

Because 93.6% of DAOC players are male.

 

[Apathy]

Because they're all mammals. Duh.

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[Kharok Svark]

All Biped Mammals have breasts ...

... not all Mammals of course, or Dolphins would look a tad silly ...

 

[Apathy]

Dolphins still feed their young with milk though.

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[Apathy]

Through nipples.

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

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[Kharok Svark]

Well, that was something I was not aware of, I stand corrected ...

... albeit, that article looked like it was written by someone with a strange hobby ...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Umm...hmm, I don't think I would want that guy to be my local vet. :-/

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

But trolls cant be mammals!
And who has ever seen an elf give birth.

 

[nezzen]

lmao


elves, trolls and all them other are 7eH f4nt4sy b3|ngS!!1! *

they have breasts due to:

1:

originally posted by Alrindel

Because 93.6% of DAOC players are male.

and

2: mythic has desidet they should have them !!

on a sidenote it u look through most other fantasy "stuff"
elves genneraly look like humans except for them pointy ears...

and btw i think there is a baby elf in one of them LoTR films

* i apologise in advance for this. Gennerally i dont write long words like that but i fealt i had to do it .... for all of u who cant / wont read it: the fantasy beings

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I think the real life picture thread has done strange things to Gombur's hormones.

Lock up your daughters and small fluffy rodents!

 

[**Aligro**]

asking this is like asking why do pigs have tits or for that matter dogs

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

No it isnt, cause you see dogs and pigs breastfeed, but you never seen a troll breastfeed and they arent even mammals, well atleast daoc trolls arent.

 

[Addlcove]

both dogs and pigs breastfeed, actually mythic screwed up with the trolls, trolls aren´t made of stone (in my fantasy world anyways)

 

[old.Tohtori]

How the hell would you tell a female and a male troll apart if not for breasts...damn those be ugly chicks

 

[Solarius]

Originally posted by Addlcove
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actually mythic screwed up with the trolls, trolls aren´t made of stone (in my fantasy world anyways)

Terry Pratchett trolls are made of stone. So I'm quite happy seeing them as silicaceous beings.

So long as none of them are running at me with a huge %&!@-off axe that is!

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Solarius
Terry Pratchett trolls are made of stone. So I'm quite happy seeing them as silicaceous beings.

So long as none of them are running at me with a huge %&!@-off axe that is!

hehe yeah well then mythic fucked up by giving trolls breasts

 

[Jiggs]

I mean, once you've eaten a guy's shit, there's no sense bullshitting him around anything else. It's a unique leveler.

there is a whole other world out there

 

[The Fonz]

Why is there a large picture of a cock with shit all over it in here?

 

[Jergiot]

a dolphin tried to rape a man when he was diving in norway.

 

[Novamir]

methinks that's a tad risqué!

 

[The Fonz]

Just read that web site.

I hope everyone who likes eating shit gets AIDS and dies a painful death.

 

[Damini]

FFS, you know not to post porn on these forums.

Closed.