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Karam_gruul
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logged onto this cack for the last time last night, i've come to the conclusion i've completed it.
i went straight to emain, for a few easy kills.. got invited to a few groups with people pointing and staring saying things like "jesus christ" and im like "no, karam". grouping aint my style tho, its no challenge.
immediatly i headed for my usual target, the mid TK, if there aint any mids there i thought i might aswell just like pull some guards and stuff. but halfway there, i come across a group of 4 hibs, 2 heros, a champ and some gay druid thing. straight away the gay druid thing casts a root type thing on me which i instantly resist, i run up, wallop.. 1 hit kill to the druid (not surprising, i got teh halberd of teh stonewatch0r!), i turn around, look for the next easiest target, and kill the champ in 2 hits.
by now im like almost 1/4 health and getting a bit worried, this could well be the first time i lose a fight when i wasnt lagging. now i've got these 2 heros on me, and im thinkin... these are gonna moose in a minute, which one did after 2 hits. he mooses for his dear life, but luckily for me i remembered my barrows ebony scimiter, after whacking my hot buttons with medical presision, i realise im not in combat mode holding my xbow which consequently has no bolts. after a few more medical presision whacks i have my treeman bark shield thing, and my eb0ny scimiter and im hitting pretty fucking fast. after 5-6 150-250 dmg hits hero number 1 is down. 1 to go..
i turn to face him....... i look him directly in the eye.......... and he WINKS AT ME, ITS NOVAMIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, with a worryingly homosexual smirk on his face, he eyes me up and down, licking his lips... rubbing his gay hib pole thing, suddenly im very aware of my bulging biseps and masculin presense... i try to tone it down a bit, to no avail.. so instead i just charge him.
when i get to him its like... omg so easy rofl, i've got my stonewatch0r back out, and novamir takes the full brunt of it up his ass (not the first time i've heard that), im not kiddding here, seriously, 4 hits he's dead. he didnt moose for some reason, weather he was lagging or.. weather he was just not ready for such a powerful hit i dont know.
but after that i was like jacking off with my own leetness and logged out, and went to bed.
i aint ever logging back on coz it are teh suk
i went straight to emain, for a few easy kills.. got invited to a few groups with people pointing and staring saying things like "jesus christ" and im like "no, karam". grouping aint my style tho, its no challenge.
immediatly i headed for my usual target, the mid TK, if there aint any mids there i thought i might aswell just like pull some guards and stuff. but halfway there, i come across a group of 4 hibs, 2 heros, a champ and some gay druid thing. straight away the gay druid thing casts a root type thing on me which i instantly resist, i run up, wallop.. 1 hit kill to the druid (not surprising, i got teh halberd of teh stonewatch0r!), i turn around, look for the next easiest target, and kill the champ in 2 hits.
by now im like almost 1/4 health and getting a bit worried, this could well be the first time i lose a fight when i wasnt lagging. now i've got these 2 heros on me, and im thinkin... these are gonna moose in a minute, which one did after 2 hits. he mooses for his dear life, but luckily for me i remembered my barrows ebony scimiter, after whacking my hot buttons with medical presision, i realise im not in combat mode holding my xbow which consequently has no bolts. after a few more medical presision whacks i have my treeman bark shield thing, and my eb0ny scimiter and im hitting pretty fucking fast. after 5-6 150-250 dmg hits hero number 1 is down. 1 to go..
i turn to face him....... i look him directly in the eye.......... and he WINKS AT ME, ITS NOVAMIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, with a worryingly homosexual smirk on his face, he eyes me up and down, licking his lips... rubbing his gay hib pole thing, suddenly im very aware of my bulging biseps and masculin presense... i try to tone it down a bit, to no avail.. so instead i just charge him.
when i get to him its like... omg so easy rofl, i've got my stonewatch0r back out, and novamir takes the full brunt of it up his ass (not the first time i've heard that), im not kiddding here, seriously, 4 hits he's dead. he didnt moose for some reason, weather he was lagging or.. weather he was just not ready for such a powerful hit i dont know.
but after that i was like jacking off with my own leetness and logged out, and went to bed.
i aint ever logging back on coz it are teh suk
