Public service announcement: Tomato farmers beware!

[old.Tohtori]

Since the forces behind Bush are oil emperors and such, Bush's actions have been towards getting more oil. Like from Iraq though it might be there were alternative motives there....shady bush for covering things with oil hordes...

Now, if Kerry wins, i would advice for all of you to hide your tomatoes and by the love of god if you're a tomato farmer, any other then heinz, run for your lives! Kerry is backed up mostly by tomato farmers so this IS the future if Kerry wins. He might hide it behind some odd thing like searching for nuclear weapons of childrens toys of mass destruction, but he will come for your tomatoes!

-Alpha leader this is Falcon 1. Tomato field in sight, releasing napalm-

 

[Paradroid]

Just think, in a twisted future reality, if John Prescott succeeded Tony Blair to become the next Prime Minister. Although Prescott has no immediate financial ties to any one industry, all pie producing nations will be counting their days! The sinister Kerry-Prescott partnership would result in a strategic assault on western nations, simultaneously controlling the flow of the ketchup and the availability of pies.


Alternatively, Buch/Kerry start WWIII, and nobody notices the financial meltdown of the USA.

 

[Tom]

BUT, if Ken Clarke became Tory prime minister, we could have the deadly Tomacco to contend with!