gunner440
Hey Daddy Altman
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Well I have no idea why my last (and only) joke thread was closed but I figured that it was because they seemed to be "pisstakes" according to a certain moderator. I have learned my lesson and will use punctuation and proper English from today onwards.
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In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.
So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
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Why are pirates pirates?
Well, because they arrrrrrrrrrr!--
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
In case they get a hole in one!
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In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.
So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
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Why are pirates pirates?
Well, because they arrrrrrrrrrr!--
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
In case they get a hole in one!
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