prime example of myspace angles

[tris-]

this is not me being shallow. but merely an example of how camera angles can make you look attractive..
good angle

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wtf, is this the same person?

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[Samaroon|Terracotta]

I'm being very shallow, you really think the first picture is good!?

 

[- English -]

I'm being very shallow, you really think the first picture is good!?

was thinking the same

 

[tris-]

ok not good. it looks erm, 'acceptable'? i dont want to be harsh, cos it isnt fair. but surely you know what i mean?

 

[Gamah]

Both are minging :| Tris- is a feeder!

 

[tris-]

omg, i know they are minging. but im trying to not be harsh. im sure not everyone here is a uber sexy model either.

it was merely an attempt to point out the extent to which myspace angles go to :/

 

[DocWolfe]

ming

 

[Gamah]

Well one doesn't look better than the other?

 

[tris-]

its safe to say one does look better.

the first one you asume its a slim lady.

the second one, well. there you go.

 

[Tilda]

im sure not everyone here is a uber sexy model either.

I am

 

[Gamah]

I assume your definition of slim is looking like a tractor?

 

[tris-]

by slim i mean not looking 20stone. and there is no way to tell she has an elephant in her stomach from the 1st pic :/

 

[Gamah]

by slim i mean not looking 20stone. and there is no way to tell she has an elephant in her stomach from the 1st pic :/

Erm you can tell from her balloon shaped head man...

 

[tris-]

yes she looks chubby from her head. but you cant honestly see she has an elephant in her stomach :/

 

[Gamah]

Ok whatever, I think we can both agree she looks like the michelin man after a weekend at the fudge factory. MAybe if she didn't spend time on Myspace but instead used that time to do some exercise she could shed a few tonnes.

 

[Sparx]

being a photographer myself a cheeky trick if someone has a double chin is take it from a higher angle this will elminate the chin

different angles can hide things well

 

[Ebonn]

Heh, reminds me of this!

 

[Bugz]

Pics from the top make me look evil :<

edit - it is apparent that alot of you in this thread are COMPLETE *****. I hope some chavs come and pwn u all.

 

[Darksword]

LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

All this thread leads me to believe is that you find some ugleh people to be attractive coz she is 'orrible.

 

[Coldbeard]

the first pic was just as bad?

 

[Gamah]

it was coldbeards mum |:

 

[Coldbeard]

it was coldbeards mum |:

Nature is my mother fyi!

 

[Blackjack]

im sure not everyone here is a uber sexy model either.

/flex

I know what you were trying to do Tris

And yeah, people really shouldn't "cheat" with their angles and stuff. If you meet someone who wouldn't accept you for what you are why bother talking to them in the first place?

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lol its like the gals that buy those odd chicken fillet thingies to pop in their bra to make out they got bigger boobs.all very well but hes gonna notice when u go to get down to it an ya take ya bra off an ya fake boobs fall out.
hmmz i wonder if a prostitute did it would someone try an sue her for being in breach of the trade descriptions act?

 

[Darksword]

Much better example

but in reality...

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lol its gone from a pic of a hippo to skeletor from he-man

 

[lilmissnaughty]

to be fair tho if u were gonna put a pic of urself up for all to see u would wanna pick one of the better shots u had.
everyones got good and bad pics.
just as a good angle can make a munt more human a bad angle can make an attractive person look like they fell out the ugly tree an hit every branch.

 

[Overdriven]

lol its gone from a pic of a hippo to skeletor from he-man

Repped =D

 

[Darksword]

to be fair tho if u were gonna put a pic of urself up for all to see u would wanna pick one of the better shots u had.
everyones got good and bad pics.
just as a good angle can make a munt more human a bad angle can make an attractive person look like they fell out the ugly tree an hit every branch.

Agree but theres LOADS of pictures in odd angles, and no normal pictures, presenting themselves as something they are not. I dont have any pictures of me on my myspace because i dont take pictures, and cant be bothered to learn how to host pictures, but i'm honest about my appearance average.