Power Rellic Raid - Press Announcement

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Arthwyr

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Well since there has been alot to do about the timing of rellic raids on these servers Albion decided to form its own press agency - APE (Albion Press Enterprise) to inform hibs / mids of coming rellic raids so they can prepare in time for our excursions into the frontier zone. So here we go.

An unconfirmed sorce of APE presented us the plans of a coming albion rellic raid to restore all power rellics under one reign. APE bought the extremely expensive and exclusive rights from this source to be the first and soul publisher of the story (thx to sponsorship from our Midgardian and Hibernian offices)

8 Full groups made up out the following guilds: Guardians of light, Black Falcons, Herfolge Boldclub, Legion of Darkness, DVE, Illuminati, Brethern and exiled. These guilds will provide one brave group of bold and cunning warriors to participate in this dangerous but rewarding expedition. 12 Rams were crafted to be used in the raid of wich 4 will be set up on each door. The army will gather Thursday, July 18th at the Forrest Sauvage teleportal keep at 5am GMT sharp. When we asked our source about the late time on the raid he commented - " we have to go this late cause there is no world cup football final on " -

The army will then proceed to port to emain to leave the teleport keep at emain at caster speed. The army will start guard pull preparations as soon as they arrive and commence the guard pulling at 6.00 am GMT sharp. The following people were named by our sorce to be ram builders. Herbal Remedy, a veteran of many raids and as swift with the ram as with his cleric mace. Yoshiki a weird portugese armsman who was exiled from his guild for undocumtented reasons and therefore he joined ...<Exiled>. Khalen lightbringer, 3rd builder, another armsman and fellow guildleader of the 4 th rambuilder: Kcinimodus who is rumored to be the shortest alb alive at the moment (even for a woman). If we add to this that both Khalen and Kcinimodus are Dutch, we will explain no more.
As soon as the doors are breached and defenders "removed" (Edited)
Rellics will then be carried home by a lightning fast minstrel team. When we asked mad - a nutorious alb rellic carrier for comments on him carrying the rellic all he said was - "well to be hone ... MIDS NE" speeding to the northeast from where, shortly after desturbing sounds could be heard, making us fear the worst for the female troll that was run down by him. So at the moment we are unbale to reveal any names of possible rellic carriers for the raid since nobody ever seems to catch up with the minstrels to ask them.

The plan clearly states however that the above timetable might be inaccurate if the scouts report signs of enemy activity along the way so the redaction of APE would strongly advise all hibs and mids interested in keep defence to staty clear of the following scouts and the following locations.

- kinad (scout, high level): AMG
- Alpha (minstrel, high level) Crim valley
- Eldric (Scout, High level) Druim cain area
- Brommix (Infiltrator, High level) Druim Cain area
- Ninjastyle (Infiltrator, high level) AMG area
- Aussie (Scout, high level, beer drinker) Road to dun Dagda.
- Sharpshutza (Scout, Semi High) Road to dun Dagda.

Disclaimer - The redaction of APE can not be held responsible for any mistakes or inaccurate information distributed in this article -
 
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old.DachraK

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Hahahaha !!!
Very good one :) .... maybe it was supposed as a fun thread, but I am sure u can win this too if u really are up to it.

Too bad I can't come cause I am on holiday in France....hmm maybe I can visit GOA to kick there butts so when i get back 1.49 will be online.
 
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Subbiz

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its funny how u keep going at the world cup thingie, personal I had nothing to do with it and didnt participate, however the last 2 raids we did (hib+alb melee) I DID have something to do with, and it was primetime and it was not during any worldcup or pup-visit or nose-picking breaks, so come again albs, u can raid 500 times at shitty AM times coz middies try 1 lowlife attack? mkay, thats justice!
 
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K0nah

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And they were both undefended so the difference = 0

Other than the "Caught with our pants down" factor :(
 
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Gwandyn

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@ arthwyr LOL nice post...really funny post.

@ the rest... Dont tell we just HAVE to make this into another flaming thread...i would like to see a thread without flames...just for once so i know we can still do it.
 
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lofff

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nice and smart way to post, shame its more whine/latenite raiding crap
 
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Khalen

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Cool my name is in it :) Hmmm 5 AM.. Ah I just call in sick :rolleyes:

Do I need to craft some beaks or is everyone supplied already? (hope my internet is back on because I broke the cable connector last night (silly me) and got no cable at the moment because we didn't have any replacement connector).
 
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old.Akirai

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Damn i see i get the monkey run all the way to collory alone :p

Sharp
 
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Arthwyr

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nice and smart way to post, shame its more whine/latenite raiding crap

well

BarrysWorld Forums > Role Playing Games > Dark Age of Camelot > Excalibur > RvR Discussions >

Wass supposed to be a fun post, then again, maybe we do raid the rellic thursday ;)
 
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Sharp Thing

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Originally posted by old.Akirai
Damn i see i get the monkey run all the way to collory alone :p

Sharp

take aussie with you, and be sure that he brings some beer for the road ;)
 
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Eblessair

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the sad thing is that he is probably serious....
 
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old.Wildfire

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well, you have been warned, will you be ready for us? ;)
 
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Treniel

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lol :clap: :clap:

(+1 grp of mongs who have nothing better to do)
 
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Goku TheWarrior

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Originally posted by K0nah
And they were both undefended so the difference = 0

Other than the "Caught with our pants down" factor :(

The difference is if u raid that late @ night the relic raid is nearly 100% chance of being a succes
 
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Khalen

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The fun part about this is: Are we serious or not?

1. Yes, maybe a chance to take the power relics as well with no resistance (or some minor).

2. No, we don't show but Hibs stay up late for nothing (what is funny I think ;))
 
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-Dreama-

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5 am at the relic keep: Dreama stands alone cring out "Guys, where are you...I thought we were taking a relic tonight"


GUUUUUUYYS! This isn't funny anymore, stop hiding from me!
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by Khalen
The fun part about this is: Are we serious or not?

1. Yes, maybe a chance to take the power relics as well with no resistance (or some minor).

2. No, we don't show but Hibs stay up late for nothing (what is funny I think ;))

funnier would be actually tajking the undefended relics thursday
and the next day seeing the whines of taking a relic that late :p
 
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Khalen

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Or the wednesdays or the friday after it ;) Unlimited possibilities :)
 
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razorboy

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Originally posted by Arthwyr
Khalen lightbringer, 3rd builder, another armsman and fellow guildleader of the 4 th rambuilder: Kcinimodus who is rumored to be the shortest alb alive at the moment (even for a woman). If we add to this that both Khalen and Kcinimodus are Dutch, we will explain no more.

roflol :D
 
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Kcinimodus

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Lol nice one Arth :).

Damn, I feel lucky to be shortest alb alive, takes alot of efforts you know, lots of work-outs etc.

Too bad I have to be at work 5am gmt this thursday DOH :p.
 
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Flexar

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kci I told u !
u shouldn't have started working out so young, u stop growing then !

well, atleast ur famous now :uhoh:

;) :cool:
 
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Addlcove

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Originally posted by Flexar

well, atleast ur famous now :uhoh:

;) :cool:

she was before :)

Kcinidmodus is my heroess :)

oh btw Kcini recognise these?

"YOU DO NOT HIT KCINI WHILE I AM AROUND"
"FFS WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT HITTING KCINI"
"GO HIT LAYPOH INSTEAD HE LIKES IT"

/em chuckles

for those of you who doesn´t get it, TOO BAD :p

see ya ingame
 
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Kcinimodus

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Lol yeah, I remember :). Laypoh really enjoyed being spanked around. But this is going off-topic ;).
 
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Addlcove

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Originally posted by Kcinimodus
But this is going off-topic ;).

as your sig so elegantly says

"shit happens", what was the topiv btw? ;p

oh arthwyr I think it was funny ;)
 

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