Post your morning routines

Lamp

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The book is quite disturbing. The film's tame by comparison IMO
 

Ezteq

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Monday, Thursday, Friday & alternate saturdays: wake up 7:30 make porridge, eat while watching Justice league, dress go to work.

Tuesday & Wednesday: Wake up about 6:45/7am have a banana and some water, go swimming, get home for 9am - tuesday have a rice cracker and peanut butter with glass of juice and then study, wednesday - bacon sanger, juice and coffee, read till 10am then study

alternate saturday, usually wake at 7 get up watch toons eat porridge, maybe sleep till 8am if im feeling lazy then go for walk.

sunday: wake 7:30, eat porridge or scrambled eggs, watch toons, 9am study.

what can i say, im a machine.
 

Huntingtons

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porridge <3 used to get it at my grannys, with sugar on - loved when it melted!
still get it once in a while, but usually just cold oatmeal wif milx!
 

leviathane

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Wake up
get changed and put hat on, bed hair ftl.
go for a run
eat some brekky and juices
shower
walk around in towel for abit before i cba to put on cloths
 

Zede

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coffee/fag/smoothie/yoga ( thats man yoga)
 

TdC

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hmm...
workdays:
-flail about in bed muzzilly looking for my mobile/alarm and turn it off
-sleep
...
-wake up in moderate panic, find phone, check time
-sleep
-wake up again and set alarm this time ffs
-sleep
...
-flail about in bed muzzilly looking for my mobile/alarm and turn it off
-contemplate calling in sick
-think about/actually have a morning wank
-get up, turn on espresso machine, go back to bed
-wonder if I should get a cat, and if so would it eat my banana tree
-doze briefly
-realize that if I had a cat it would probably kamekazi me off my dresser right to the scrote
-ponder if the pleasure of having a cat outweighs the scrotal impact of one early in the morning, or at any time
-get called by work
-talk groggilly to work until they realize I was asleep
-tell them I am still in bed with several hot wimmins and shan't be coming in today
-when the sarcastic laughter dies down tell them I shall be in presently
-get up
-make espresso / drink it / make more / drink more
-contemplate calling in sick for real this time
-have shower / get dressed / go to workies / verbally abuse coworkers / remind them they're so bad they make even my mediocre talents shine like diamonds / do whatever needs doing / say whatever needs saying
 

Urgluf

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just a little bit NSFW :D

it's hip to be square baby! :D
 

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