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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend. It was After
Eight. She was from Quality Street He was a Fishermans Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and
Butter. She had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one with
the hole.But I'm the one with the Nuts he thought Then he touched her
Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't
keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies.
So she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased
as he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed
her Pink wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in
her Sherbert.
At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately Mr Cadbury
had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.

It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She really had been with All Sorts.
 

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What do you call a bag of fannies?











Clitoris Allsorts :rolleyes:
 

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Can we rename this thread 1970's sweetie jokes remembered please. These came out even before Glen was born.
 

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GDW said:
Can we rename this thread 1970's sweetie jokes remembered please. These came out even before Glen was born.

Did you miss the 'rolleyes' in my post?
 

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No I just ignored them because they can mean one of a thousand things, so does this :touch:
 

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