Taken from the US boards, but i thought it was funny
In the long and earnest tradition of the Midgard Rogue Board, I would like to contribute yet another "fix hunter" thread. However, instead of attempting to address any lofty goals or even a semblance of balance, I'd like to ask instead that Hunters be more *fun* to play. For instance:
1. Exploding pet! Pet explodes upon contact with target. Set pet to explode if anybody comes near it, or destealths. Explosion is like PBAE, only is not resistable, always hits, and does 500-750 damage.
2. Tenacious doggie! Instead of repeatedly hitting target, pet latches on to target's bottom and causes low DOT type damage for ten minutes. Only removable by high level "cure poison" type spell. Pet prevents target from stealthing or casting.
3. Mad dog! Pet has a 3% chance to enter berserk rage, doing 500 damage per hit. grrr!
4. Sir Bark a Lot. Pet barks when enemy stealthers come within 500 units. Parking pet at AMG incurs constant annoying barking guaranteed to drive stealthers away.
5. Sit Mark a Lot. Pet drops poison stool. Any enemy stealthers within 500 units of droppings trigger a DOT type trap. Stool may be placed on trebuchet and launched into enemy keeps.
6. Inside Outside game. When near a keep door, pet insists on going either in the keep or out of the keep. For no good reason.
7. Get off my freaking leg! Self explanatory. Prevents stealthers from re-entering stealth.
8. Surprise! 0.5% chance that Summon Pet actually brings a lifelike avatar closely resembling Britney Spears. Spears then gyrates seductively, causing AE type mezz to all enemies within clipping plane.
9. Enough with the pet already. Here's one: Happy arrows! Arrows remain sticking in enemies until they log. Doesn't do anything except make some people look like hedgehogs. Makes it harder to tell where subsequent arrows come from.
10. Arrows of Death! Since they did away with the Runemaster's Spears of Lag, well, these force enemy video cards to drop to 1 FPS.
Enjoy
In the long and earnest tradition of the Midgard Rogue Board, I would like to contribute yet another "fix hunter" thread. However, instead of attempting to address any lofty goals or even a semblance of balance, I'd like to ask instead that Hunters be more *fun* to play. For instance:
1. Exploding pet! Pet explodes upon contact with target. Set pet to explode if anybody comes near it, or destealths. Explosion is like PBAE, only is not resistable, always hits, and does 500-750 damage.
2. Tenacious doggie! Instead of repeatedly hitting target, pet latches on to target's bottom and causes low DOT type damage for ten minutes. Only removable by high level "cure poison" type spell. Pet prevents target from stealthing or casting.
3. Mad dog! Pet has a 3% chance to enter berserk rage, doing 500 damage per hit. grrr!
4. Sir Bark a Lot. Pet barks when enemy stealthers come within 500 units. Parking pet at AMG incurs constant annoying barking guaranteed to drive stealthers away.
5. Sit Mark a Lot. Pet drops poison stool. Any enemy stealthers within 500 units of droppings trigger a DOT type trap. Stool may be placed on trebuchet and launched into enemy keeps.
6. Inside Outside game. When near a keep door, pet insists on going either in the keep or out of the keep. For no good reason.
7. Get off my freaking leg! Self explanatory. Prevents stealthers from re-entering stealth.
8. Surprise! 0.5% chance that Summon Pet actually brings a lifelike avatar closely resembling Britney Spears. Spears then gyrates seductively, causing AE type mezz to all enemies within clipping plane.
9. Enough with the pet already. Here's one: Happy arrows! Arrows remain sticking in enemies until they log. Doesn't do anything except make some people look like hedgehogs. Makes it harder to tell where subsequent arrows come from.
10. Arrows of Death! Since they did away with the Runemaster's Spears of Lag, well, these force enemy video cards to drop to 1 FPS.
Enjoy
