Porn makes your Pregnant!

[Everz]

Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D

 

[Thorwyn]

Seriously... I`m getting too old for the ammount of stupidity these days.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm, if i look at the possibility of such happening, we could consider the..what was it...can't remember the term but where your mind fools your body to think it's pregnant, sometimes to quite good results even.

Otherwise we could just go lol at it

 

[Angrist]

Hmm, if i look at the possibility of such happening, we could consider the..what was it...can't remember the term but where your mind fools your body to think it's pregnant, sometimes to quite good results even.

Otherwise we could just go lol at it

Psychosomatic pregnancy?

 

[Thorwyn]

Well... taking a look at the brighter side...
If the kid starts walking over water and spawning fish and bread, we might get a bunch of new bank holidays in a couple of years.

 

[gohan]

Hmm, if i look at the possibility of such happening, we could consider the..what was it...can't remember the term but where your mind fools your body to think it's pregnant, sometimes to quite good results even.

Otherwise we could just go lol at it

retarded bint pregnancy?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Psychosomatic pregnancy?

I can't remember the name of it, but it's a real condition

 

[Imgormiel]

I can't remember the name of it, but it's a real condition

In animals it is just termed as false pregancy - the need want or desire to have kids but denied it because of lack of sexual interaction. Seen it. It's almost a psychosis as previously mentioned.

 

[br1te]

Her husband actually believes her? xD

oh you were away in iraq and i got pregnant from a film...... i hope for her sake she was on something and believes it herself

 

[old.Tohtori]

In animals it is just termed as false pregancy - the need want or desire to have kids but denied it because of lack of sexual interaction. Seen it. It's almost a psychosis as previously mentioned.

Yeah, think it's the same with humans. Hell, even men can get that sympathy pain stuff.

 

[Thorwyn]

Yep, it´s possible, but of course only as far as the symptoms are concerned. They never pop one out.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Unless it's jesus ofcourse.

Which, i find a good argument to any conversation

 

[Ezteq]

...actually it doesn't if it did I'd be a mother of millions by now due to unprotected pr0n viewing. I think she just may have sat in something while watching it tbh.


This is a medical phenominon known as mucky-chair-conception and happens in dirty cinemas globally, you can counter this by practicing 'safe seating' and bringing a tarp to sit on. There is also the issue of STDs seatally transmitted deseases (sp??) which also happens in such places.

 

[Access Denied]

Hmm, if i look at the possibility of such happening, we could consider the..what was it...can't remember the term but where your mind fools your body to think it's pregnant, sometimes to quite good results even.

Otherwise we could just go lol at it

Didn't read the rest of the replies yet but if she really wanted a baby it's what's known as a Hysterical Pregnancy. She wants it so bad her body mimics the signs.

 

[Lamp]

cba to read the story - but laughed my ass off at the headline

sounds like something the Star / Sun / Mirror would print

 

[megadave]

what type of porn do women actually like? bukkake right? :d

 

[Shagrat]

" Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. "

ROFL. just too funny

Methinks Jennifer's been a naughty girl and couldnt think of a way to explain it.

 

[gohan]

“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.


husband quoted for the lols

 

[Lamp]

what type of porn do women actually like? bukkake right? :d

yep

you ask any woman the day before they get married. they're always off down the high street with their mates to get facials

amateur facials 4tw

 

[Ezteq]

that my dear is a secret

 

[gohan]

that my dear is a secret

it's goats and midgets isn't it?


it's not a secret

 

[Zenith.UK]

Methinks Jennifer's been a naughty girl and couldnt think of a way to explain it.

^ THIS!

I can't believe no-one has actually come out and said it.
She shagged a black guy while hubby was away in Iraq and got pregnant. From her perspective, the 3D would be very realistic indeed.
It's a more believable story than getting pregnant from a bloody porn flick.