Porn euros being passed off as real

[Lamp]

Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash.

The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women.

Instead of the word 'Euro' being printed in the corner these notes have 'Eros' - the Greek god of love.

But despite these differences - and the fact that the only large euro notes currently in circulation are 100s, 200s and 500s - police say they are being passed off as the real thing.

Cologne newsagent Bernd Friedhelm, 33, accepted one of the fake 600 euro notes from an unknown customer who bought two cartons of cigarettes and walked off with 534 euros in change.

Friedhelm said: "He told me it was a new type of note and I just figured I hadn't seen one before."

A spokesman for the Cologne police said: "You can tell straight away by looking at it that it's fake.

"There aren't even any 600 euro notes anyway. But anyone trying to pass it off as real, even as a joke, faces prosecution."

 

[Jeremiah]

Thats quality

How come we get boring pics of long dead inventors on our notes

 

[Ezteq]

ew lmao would you reeaally want to handle a note thats got charles darwin getting down and dirty with queen victoria on it? man you couldnt pay me to look at that tbh.

 

[Eeben]

ew lmao would you reeaally want to handle a note thats got charles darwin getting down and dirty with queen victoria on it? m.

yes plz :worthy:

 

[Ezteq]

yes plz :worthy:

j00 filtheh git!!


*hangs head in shame*

 

[Chronictank]

j00 filtheh git!!


*hangs head in shame*

you wouldnt be saying that if hasselhoff was on it

 

[cHodAX]

Looks like the money that Richie and Eddie made in an episode of Bottom, I think someone stole thier idea tbh

 

[Kaun_IA]

ew lmao would you reeaally want to handle a note thats got charles darwin getting down and dirty with queen victoria on it? man you couldnt pay me to look at that tbh.

lol, that would be nasty

 

[Levin]

lol, that would be nasty

Would be even nastier if you got a bill like that and it had something sticky on it...

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Looks like the money that Richie and Eddie made in an episode of Bottom, I think someone stole thier idea tbh

No .. now excuse me while i go and bath myself in naked women ..

Who stole my booze ..... *hic**

my little sister is convinced that those 2 are based on me and my best m8

 

[[slim]]

Looks like the money that Richie and Eddie made in an episode of Bottom, I think someone stole thier idea tbh

"Here you go 'Dick Head', a £15 note. Keep the change"

"Hang on .. this isn't .. woah is that the queens real tits? Hold on i just need to go in the back...."


lol

 

[Lamp]

 

[cHodAX]

Finest slapstick in the last 20 years

 

[Sparx]

Lol

 

[Ezteq]

you wouldnt be saying that if hasselhoff was on it

lol you got me confused with Bhumat, he got the man crush on the hoff.

and Levin ewwwwwww lol im wearing gloves for all the money i handle from now on not just for the stuff ive nicked..... *waves fingers* you didnt read that last bit