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I fucking hate this program............I'm sick and tired of seeing it on TV and that bitch Davina McCall on every fucking program in existance.
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Stazbumpa
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I think its hilarious and buttock clenchingly embarrassing at the same time. The amount of shite the panel had to sit through just to get a bunch of singing chimpanzees is unbelievable.
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old.plightstar
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to right
this program is the uttermost completely bicth tastic fuck shitter basturd shitwanker in the entire universe it just a bunch of pop tarts in there pop world singing crappy pop songs.
HOUSE MUSIC RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry i got a bit carried away
this program is the uttermost completely bicth tastic fuck shitter basturd shitwanker in the entire universe it just a bunch of pop tarts in there pop world singing crappy pop songs.
HOUSE MUSIC RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry i got a bit carried away
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Ono
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LEAVE DAVINA ALONE.
She's a decent presenter in a world full of either old has beens (Cilla ), gay-shirt-lifters (Dale and Barrymore) or nobodies (the 2 Big Breakfast ones).
And no, I do not fancy her.
She's a decent presenter in a world full of either old has beens (Cilla ), gay-shirt-lifters (Dale and Barrymore) or nobodies (the 2 Big Breakfast ones).
And no, I do not fancy her.
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Well I fancy her...but hate seeing her so much 
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Ono
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She has this Humungous Arse.
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Wij
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It's big yeh, but still OK
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old.TUG
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so u wudnt f**k it then?
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Wij
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Hmm. Cut to the chase there didn't u
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old.SUp3rFM
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That program is starting now in Portugal... Yeah, we get all the TV trash worldwide. Since "Big Brother" to the "Chain Gang". I get to see more ads than the regular programs
seriously, I'm only watching TV for the news, and DVD's
seriously, I'm only watching TV for the news, and DVD's
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Yeah, popstars really suck... how the hell did they get straight to number 1 ?? Paying the radio stations off ?? They should be dragged out into the street and shot immediately
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Wij
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Suzanne's quite fit tho
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old.Delboy
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They'll make their money over 2 years and fold.
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old.SUp3rFM
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Yeah, but they won't count with my $0.02
Only twats will support them.
Only twats will support them.
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The annoying thing is that some moron will request their piss ant tune where I DJ so muggings here will have to download it off Napster methinks. Fooked if I'm paying for a copy.
True, give em a couple of years at most and they will be gone, but they will have made a shitload in the mean time and thats all that matters unfortunately.
True, give em a couple of years at most and they will be gone, but they will have made a shitload in the mean time and thats all that matters unfortunately.
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I'm less "optimistic". Their next single will bomb, their album will barely get in the top ten and that will be it. They've been getting bad press and the cynicism of the whole thing puts people off. They've only had a hit single because they are famous, and that won't last.
The press is full of people saying how sick proles are getting of this kind of pop act. The most extreme opinion I read was that, along with Westlife, Hearsay have simply pushed this format of music group over the edge.
Having said all that, I've enjoyed the original program, in the same way that I enjoy those "worst ballooning accidents ever caught on film"-type things they show on Ch5. Or at least, the first few episodes. After the act had been chosen, the rest went so smoothly that it was just dull. If you want better entertainment out of this sort of thing, Making the Band is the one to watch, simply because every member of the band is a whining, hateful little talentless preening prettyboy cunt with no redeeming features, and their manager is a cruel, cynical, grossly overweight pederast with an equal deficiency in the redeeming features department. But definetly with more talent.
The press is full of people saying how sick proles are getting of this kind of pop act. The most extreme opinion I read was that, along with Westlife, Hearsay have simply pushed this format of music group over the edge.
Having said all that, I've enjoyed the original program, in the same way that I enjoy those "worst ballooning accidents ever caught on film"-type things they show on Ch5. Or at least, the first few episodes. After the act had been chosen, the rest went so smoothly that it was just dull. If you want better entertainment out of this sort of thing, Making the Band is the one to watch, simply because every member of the band is a whining, hateful little talentless preening prettyboy cunt with no redeeming features, and their manager is a cruel, cynical, grossly overweight pederast with an equal deficiency in the redeeming features department. But definetly with more talent.
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Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
Yeah, popstars really suck... how the hell did they get straight to number 1 ?? Paying the radio stations off ?? They should be dragged out into the street and shot immediately
Its because they had the biggest PR job ever, there own TV series.
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old.Cpl_Custard
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Shouldn't that be more optimistic aii
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I listened to them anouncing the Number 1 on sunday (lying in bed... I love being a student ), and listened to one of Hear'Say having a pop at people who didnt deserve to be in the music industry.
Pot, Kettle anyone?
), and listened to one of Hear'Say having a pop at people who didnt deserve to be in the music industry.Pot, Kettle anyone?
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Oh yeah and has anyone else noticed how similar Pure and Simple sounds to All Around the World by Oasis? The chorus anyway. The verse sounds like Never Ever.
Bunch of unoriginal arse.
Bunch of unoriginal arse.
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True, and the llamas just take it all, hook, line & sinker...
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Wij
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Yeh, heard the piss-take on Chris Moyles' show...
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Originally posted by Bodhi
I listened to them anouncing the Number 1 on sunday (lying in bed... I love being a student
Me too
Mmmm...Lazyness
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old.Anatoly
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Seeing as there target audience is kids of about 8-10 I think they should be banned to safeguard the future of our nation.
Kids today will have enough chance to turn there brains to mush later in life, they dont need any more help.
Kids today will have enough chance to turn there brains to mush later in life, they dont need any more help.
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Anything to do with this topic must be immediately and viciously terminated.
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old.[GA] Shovel
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So - who dies?
Right - switching the thread a bit: Your top 5 "I want them dead" cheesy pop acts & why:
1. Westlife - Mundane, repetitive whiney shite, actually very depressing but without the optimism of "it'll be over soon" cause the next song is exactly the same as the last.
2. Steps - Westlife descibed them as "caberet" - if they hadnt then said that coldplay needed to be more commercial I'd have enjoyed listening to that interview. They were right about Steps though - absolute crap, huge egos, and not even fit.
3. Here'Say - TV. Popstars. All Around The World (if Noel hadnt stolen it from someone else, I'd be encouraging a court case). Huge Egos - already, before their single came out ffs.
4. Britney - Death by rifle squad. Two bullets only - slow motion reply as her implants explode.
5. A1 - cause they're shite.
next!
Right - switching the thread a bit: Your top 5 "I want them dead" cheesy pop acts & why:
1. Westlife - Mundane, repetitive whiney shite, actually very depressing but without the optimism of "it'll be over soon" cause the next song is exactly the same as the last.
2. Steps - Westlife descibed them as "caberet" - if they hadnt then said that coldplay needed to be more commercial I'd have enjoyed listening to that interview. They were right about Steps though - absolute crap, huge egos, and not even fit.
3. Here'Say - TV. Popstars. All Around The World (if Noel hadnt stolen it from someone else, I'd be encouraging a court case). Huge Egos - already, before their single came out ffs.
4. Britney - Death by rifle squad. Two bullets only - slow motion reply as her implants explode.
5. A1 - cause they're shite.
next!
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old.Vectrex
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Bodhi - she had a pop at the other manufactured bands that couldn't sing live. To be fair to whatever their name is, they can sing live, and if I had the opportunity to be in their band I would do - how can you turn down guarrenteed success and a minimum of 100k ? You'd be stupid to really.
I don't think it's fair to say they'll just disappear either - the Australian 'version' of them had triple platinum selling albums in Australia and are now 'moving into' other countries and seem to be doing alright. If it does all go Pete Tong they'll all end up doing presenting work on TV prolly, kids programmes and the like, which also pays damn well.
Fair play to em, I'd do it.
Dave
I don't think it's fair to say they'll just disappear either - the Australian 'version' of them had triple platinum selling albums in Australia and are now 'moving into' other countries and seem to be doing alright. If it does all go Pete Tong they'll all end up doing presenting work on TV prolly, kids programmes and the like, which also pays damn well.
Fair play to em, I'd do it.
Dave
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LOL, I heard on the news this morning that the 3 blokes from SClub7 got arrested this morning on charges of possessing Cannabis.
Still, they is still the Best Manufactured band
Still, they is still the Best Manufactured band
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old.SUp3rFM
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who?
Who wastes time hearing to those crap bands? Plz.
Who wastes time hearing to those crap bands? Plz.