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old.Tohtori
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There's something so odd about casually walking to the toilet, sitting down without a thought and just pooping without even blinking. One doesn't prepare for it, like you would when you take off your clothes to take a shower. I hope people take off their clothes before showering. Though i don't know about the rest of humanity, they might do a ritual dance, paint themselves in warpaint, sing a praice to WallaWulla the Poopgod and then do their business. I haven't heard any chants of darkness while waiting by the toiletdoor so, i'm guessing everyone else does it the same way. Pants down and go. But i wasn't going to talk that much about pooping today, i had something else i was going to talk about....
Oh well. Donkeys have it easy, they can just Run'n'Poop and noone runs up to them with a look of disgust and say:
"What the hell are you doing young man?!"
When you do the same. Honestly, haven't you ever seen a guy run naked in a shopping mall and poop at the same time? No? Oh...i guess it was a tad wrong then.
Ever wondered how much poop sounds like co-op? I have. Doesn't suprise you much now does it? Thought so. I thought about it one day and said to myself:
"Hey Seel"
"Yeah?"
"Poop sounds like coop"
"Oooh yeah..."
And then i came to a stunning revalation. It means absolutely nothing. I can't tell you a vague fact that there's some co-operation action in poop. There just isn't! So i told myself something else:
"Hey Seel"
"Yeah?"
"Poop sounds like a lot of things."
"Oooh yeah..."
And i started to research exactly how many words there were that sounded like poop.
Soup. Yup. Nasty thought.
Loop. Interesting idea for an art thingy.
And then i got bored of my research. So i went back to thinking about the "ah well" attitude about pooping that people have. Then i saw a video by Fu:el, some danish boyband and said to myself:
"Hey Seel"
"Yeah?"
"Fu:el is poop."
"Oooh yeah..."
And it is. It's not even good if i liked boybands, gods forbid. No, it was utter and complete donkeypoop. Actually it was below donkeypoop and i wouldn't call it even the ringworm sitting on the donkeypoop. As you might guess, this lead to another brainstorm to come up with alot of things that are complete poop. Boybands alltogether. Well that's a thought, big ol' gayfest. And i don't mean happyfest. And that's where the brainstorm ended, i shouldn't even call it a brainstorm. More like a "brain-slightly-cloudy". All in all, poop is such an interesting thing that i decided to leave myself be and find the answers myself. Here's what the good book of webster came up with:
Love the pronounciation. Pup. So, french and all "latataaa" with wine and croissánts. Like whiping your ass with silk, as the man in the movie said. Only thing that i didn't know is that every morning when i wake up and walk casually to the toilet, that i pass an "enclosed superstructure", though some morningsit sure feels like it. But, i think you've had enough poop for today and i'll just sit back and relax, wait for the "ewww" and "wtf" comments to roll in while thinking about when i need to poop again and how to prepare for it.
Oh well. Donkeys have it easy, they can just Run'n'Poop and noone runs up to them with a look of disgust and say:
"What the hell are you doing young man?!"
When you do the same. Honestly, haven't you ever seen a guy run naked in a shopping mall and poop at the same time? No? Oh...i guess it was a tad wrong then.
Ever wondered how much poop sounds like co-op? I have. Doesn't suprise you much now does it? Thought so. I thought about it one day and said to myself:
"Hey Seel"
"Yeah?"
"Poop sounds like coop"
"Oooh yeah..."
And then i came to a stunning revalation. It means absolutely nothing. I can't tell you a vague fact that there's some co-operation action in poop. There just isn't! So i told myself something else:
"Hey Seel"
"Yeah?"
"Poop sounds like a lot of things."
"Oooh yeah..."
And i started to research exactly how many words there were that sounded like poop.
Soup. Yup. Nasty thought.
Loop. Interesting idea for an art thingy.
And then i got bored of my research. So i went back to thinking about the "ah well" attitude about pooping that people have. Then i saw a video by Fu:el, some danish boyband and said to myself:
"Hey Seel"
"Yeah?"
"Fu:el is poop."
"Oooh yeah..."
And it is. It's not even good if i liked boybands, gods forbid. No, it was utter and complete donkeypoop. Actually it was below donkeypoop and i wouldn't call it even the ringworm sitting on the donkeypoop. As you might guess, this lead to another brainstorm to come up with alot of things that are complete poop. Boybands alltogether. Well that's a thought, big ol' gayfest. And i don't mean happyfest. And that's where the brainstorm ended, i shouldn't even call it a brainstorm. More like a "brain-slightly-cloudy". All in all, poop is such an interesting thing that i decided to leave myself be and find the answers myself. Here's what the good book of webster came up with:
Code:
Main Entry: 1poop
Pronunciation: 'püp
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French poupe, from Latin puppis
Date: 15th century
1 obsolete : STERN
2 : an enclosed superstructure at the stern of a ship above the main deckLove the pronounciation. Pup. So, french and all "latataaa" with wine and croissánts. Like whiping your ass with silk, as the man in the movie said. Only thing that i didn't know is that every morning when i wake up and walk casually to the toilet, that i pass an "enclosed superstructure", though some morningsit sure feels like it. But, i think you've had enough poop for today and i'll just sit back and relax, wait for the "ewww" and "wtf" comments to roll in while thinking about when i need to poop again and how to prepare for it.
