Politicians - bah !

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Wij

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Now this may just be The Sun talking bollox (I get it cos it has b00bies ok) but old Trev Kavanagh was reckoning that Peter Mandelson may be up for a top EU job. Why fs ??

For our European forum dwellers Peter Mandelson is one of the most despised politicians in the country because he tends to get all the blame for the Governments obsession with 'spin-doctoring.'

Now, I'm not a raving Mandelson hater but face facts. He was forced to resign twice over dodgy dealings and Mr Blair, much though he admires the man, realises he's tainted goods.

So following on from career-failure Neil Kinnock it seems that if the public don't like you enough to get a top job over here you can always go get a top job in Europe instead. As long as you agree with everything they are currently doing and won't bring new ideas.

Bah. We voters really are just a minor inconvenience.
 
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Summo

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Goh. Aw smell brain a-burnin' in 'ere. I'll gaw git meh a bucket o' wawter...
 
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Wazzerphuk

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He's right you know.

You know what we need?

anarchy.jpg


Yes, that's right: it says Anarchy. But not in any of you capitalist language oppressing bullshit.

Fight the power !
 
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mank!

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Apparently, 1024x768 isn't a high enough resolution to support Anarchy (legibly).
 
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mank!

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Me? Capitalist?! I spent my last £20 on a CD and lunch today, and I only got paid Friday :(

Capitalist my arse.
 
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mr.Blacky

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seems it sounds right tbh, it will make the UK more likable by other countries who allready have sent their mistakes, fools etc to the EU (x-politicians) job market.
 
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Furr

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i was just casually flipping through the Sky digital channels today and came across the 'BBC parliament' channel,
this happened to be during Gordon browns speech thingy, what really made me think is how childish it seems with all the boo'ing and laughing etc..

is this how our country is run!!!
 
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Wij

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You need debate. If Mr Blair had his way Commons debate would be scrapped and all new policies would be announced in front of a hand-picked panel of journalists with questions like "You know that's a great policy and your hair looks great, which stylist do you use ?"


Politics is interesting ! :eek:
 
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Testin da Cable

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wasn't Mandelson a pimp/dealer type? me isn't up on brit0r politickhal lackeys
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
wasn't Mandelson a pimp/dealer type? me isn't up on brit0r politickhal lackeys

um no :)

He got told off for not declaring a dodgy loan from his rich friend and for 'encouraging' speedy passport application processing for rich labour party donors.

He's unlikely to have done any pimping due to his lack of interest in b|0tches and h0es :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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hmm...doesn't seem all that different from any other random politico Wij. I've been told that some of them do cultivate an active interest in b|0tches and h0es though.
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Wij

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I never said he was the devil incarnate. He's just Tony Blair's mate and he loves the EU so it doesn't matter how much he's fucked up over here he's guaranteed a cushy job in Brussels if he wants it.

It's alright for some isn't it :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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true, you didn't mate ;)
remember: you don't have to love the EU to get a cushy job in Brussels heh :/ Iirc, they think in 'roles and agendas'. It's never the person who gets the stick, it's what he stands for.

[us normal peeps know different though ;)]
 
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~YuckFou~

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
hmm...doesn't seem all that different from any other random politico Wij. I've been told that some of them do cultivate an active interest in b|0tches and h0es though.

I believe that "Mandy" is a sausage jockey :)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
remember: you don't have to love the EU to get a cushy job in Brussels heh :/

Well you don't have to agree with it in principle. Just so long as you publicly profess that you do before accepting a cushy job :)

Neil Kinnock repeatedly called for the UK to be pulled out of the EU in the eighties. Now strangely enough he is getting paid > £100,000 as EU vice-president and proclaiming the EU as the best thing ever.

Money-grabbing cunt0rz :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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then he's being a class politician to the very core Wij. I understand your [perfectly just] outrage at the ease the cunning bastages slither from well-padded job to better-padded function ;)

imo one who aspires to such a position will say and do just about anything to remain in office, especially 'rogues' with no party alignment heh. they're worse than lawyers, the way they bandy words and definitions :/
 

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