NSFW Polar Bear Attack (Warning - graphic images of injuries)

Ezteq

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tonight on "when bears attack!" our panalists have this to say:

lol mingin foot!


you hear about bear attacks and i dunno about you but i just kind of file them away and think "ew nasty" but don't fully understand the sheer wtf'idness of them i mean i could never have (I'm sorry to say) imagined that, which is probably why i am not destined to me a famous horror writer.

polar bears are still cute though even if they can rip half yer foot off and scalp you in the time it'd take me to open a can of beans.
 

TdC

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polar bears are still cute though even if they can rip half yer foot off and scalp you in the time it'd take me to open a can of beans.

the guy's frigging lucky (or maybe the bear was unlucky eh?). a polar bear is fully capable of wtfpwn!ing you into a red mush if you don't have a bunch of mates about to shoot the thing to shit :/
 

leviathane

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man that head pic is pretty sick, that guy is gonna have some hard times in rehab.
 

Ezteq

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the guy's frigging lucky (or maybe the bear was unlucky eh?). a polar bear is fully capable of wtfpwn!ing you into a red mush if you don't have a bunch of mates about to shoot the thing to shit :/

tbh i looked at the pic of the bloke and was a bit like, yeesh then saw the pic of the bear and was like awww noo :(

don't believe in killing animals when we go in the wild and they pwn us tbh, we're food, that's all we are to them, we're nothing special just because we can build things and make chinese food in 30 seconds with a machine, we're just a source of protein. People get delusions of grandieur and when they see a simple "animal" can obliterate them in less time than it takes to fart the theme from MASH they get all offended and ritious.






having said that though, if i was out camping and a bear tried to eat me i'm pretty sure i'd shoot it :)




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i think i'm coming down with schizophrenia, i'll take some calpol and see y'all in the morning lol.
 

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tbh i looked at the pic of the bloke and was a bit like, yeesh then saw the pic of the bear and was like awww noo :(

don't believe in killing animals when we go in the wild and they pwn us tbh, we're food, that's all we are to them, we're nothing special just because we can build things and make chinese food in 30 seconds with a machine, we're just a source of protein. People get delusions of grandieur and when they see a simple "animal" can obliterate them in less time than it takes to fart the theme from MASH they get all offended and ritious.


:iagree:
 

Thadius

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Ollllld, think they have been posted before!

Bad Lamp, no cookie!
 

Lamp

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Don't want a cookie. Just eaten a chicken bone
 

kiliarien

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Glad I wasn't a recipient of the injuries (bear or human likewise)

Yet another reason not to go camping....anywhere.

I await the attacks in South America by Mutant Capibara. :drink:
 

BloodOmen

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Poor bastard lol :eek: looks like he just went 100 rounds with Iron Mike Trysome and lost.
 

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