Rant Pointless Bugs?

Trem

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So I understand that maybe flies provide food for spiders and venus fly traps but other than that what is the fucking point of them? Tics, what is the point of them which other species do they provide food for? Wasps, why, if there is a god why would he provide wasps to mankind, is it to add an extra dimention of terror to Alton Towers, the avoid-the-bin-of-terror ride?

I am sick of pointless bugs, petty things, bugs and things that provide no obvious reason for beng here.

Hnnnnghh.
 

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They are about as useful as Human beings are tbh and probably won't fuck the planet over as we probably will
 

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tbh things like ticks, leeches, mosquito's and every single parasite disgust me. once, while mountainbiking I stopped for a wizz against a tree and looked down to see a large tick walking up my boot. the way it moved towards my flesh was so...eager that it almost made me vomit :-/
 

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The point is survival and passing their genes to their offspring, they survive.
 

Trem

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But I thought everything had a purpose, or was meant to. Hmmmm I may be in over my head with this.

Tics are truly mother fuckers, little sneaky bastards. All thin and slow then *bam* next thing they are on your dogs ball sack and go all fat.
 

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Bugs provide food for birdies.
Birdies provide food for kitties.
Kitties infiltrate our homes.
Kitties plan world domination from the inside.
Kitties are responsible for all the nasty bugs in the world.
 

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Flies are carrion eaters, they break down decomposing material faster. Gross but necessary. Ticks are nasty parasites, but the protein (e.g. blood) they steal from higher animals makes them a tasty snack for birds etc. that they couldn't access directly. Same with mosquitoes. Having said that, if we came up with a way to wipe mosquitoes from the face of the planet tomorrow, I'd say let's take our chances with the food chain.
 

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I'm torn between mozzies and wasps Gaff. In fact, let's do a poll!
 

DaGaffer

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I'm torn between mozzies and wasps Gaff. In fact, let's do a poll!

Hmm, "annoying at picnics" versus "killed more people than Hitler, Stalin and Genghis Kahn"?
 

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technically I'd argue that mosquito's don't kill people. (I know, I know)
 

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Wasps? Fuck wasps, hornets are the real cunts

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If you wipe out anything it will be quickly replaced by evolution.
The only reason all life replicates so well is because life forms that don't have died out.
Nothing has a 'point or purpose', it just works.
 

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If you wipe out anything it will be quickly replaced by evolution.
The only reason all life replicates so well is because life forms that don't have died out.
Nothing has a 'point or purpose', it just works.

Yep, those dodos got replaced real fast.

Oh wait.
 

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They will have been replaced by something else, it doesn't arrive in the post with 'Dodo replacement' on the box.
 

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Wasps? Fuck wasps, hornets are the real cunts

Hornets are harmless, non-aggressive giants - its just humans seeing them as big wasps that gives them a bad rep - the stings less bad than a wasps also.
 

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I thought we ate all the dodos? That's not evolution!

As long as processional caterpillars don't take over. They are really bad. But at least they don't run fast.
 

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Non-aggressive? Say that when you've had one stuck in your porch angry and making at your face :D
 

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oh yeah, I forgot that bit. fuckers do make for the face. bastards! :eek:
 

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Amongst the millions of stars and galaxies our human constructs mean fuck all. Money, happiness, life all meaningless and in the end will be made extinct. So just get on with it. Try and make your self not to bored. Any achievement you make really means fuck all in the grand scheme of things
 

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Bugs provide food for birdies.
Birdies provide food for kitties.
Kitties infiltrate our homes.
Kitties plan world domination from the inside.
Kitties are responsible for all the nasty bugs in the world.


Death to Kitties! Finally a Toh cause I can get behind! :)
 

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You guys remember that video where about 10 hornets attacked a bee hive? They kicked about a 100'000 bee arses. Now I'm not saying hornets are cool but fuck me they are hard.
 

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