Poem: Whirlwind of Steel (Mercenaries)

[Belomar]

As per request from Fingoniel (remember, inspiration cannot be directed, only coaxed), I've finally put together a poem describing the virtues of our Mercenary friends. For all you worthy Mercenaries out there, stand straight and give us a double-proc!

Whirlwind of Steel
A merc is a man with no master, no mission,
Save money he harbors no special ambition.
Wielding twin weapons with speeds of a lizard,
He fancies to gut the occasional wizard.
When cornered he'll fight like a whirlwind of steel,
Making the foe within moments to reel.
Despite his fashion to move with a swagger,
You better beware his skills with a dagger!

/em waits with interest to see if Fingoniel will make a mocking version of a poem devoted to his own class

 

[K0nah]

Nice one

 

[Tranquil-]

Hehe, nice
Can you make a scout-one to? Puhleaase?

 

[Flimgoblin]

Hmm as you say it can only be coaxed

Think my muse has left me temporarily ...

Good poem

Can feel good about Fing now (not that finally hitting 40 has anything to do with that of course)

 

[Talifer]

I have a more fitting one

There once was a Merc named Bert
Who thought that his weapons would hurt
He was attacked from the rear
With a large pointy spear
And now he's just eating the dirt

Talifer

 

[Flimgoblin]

Lol Talifer has taken the reins

 

[lamus Yuatja]

nice 1 Belomar keep it up

 

[AoE HoE]

speed of lizard.... how fast do they go?

 

[Kagato.]

Brilliant as always lol, but still waiting for a polearm armsman one ! :whip:

 

[Troryn]

very fast actually when hunting, althogh most of them have a problem doing 90 degree turns

kinda like mercs

 

[Flimgoblin]

There once was an armsman named Cole
who couldn't let go of his pole.

hrm let's not go there.

 

[old.Second]

can you make one for Theurgists too?